I've got to work on all these broke machines,
Techno users break many things,
I have now come to this one conclusion,
Techno madness breeds confusion.
Most are dumb and they get outsmarted,
Why these users so retarded?
So now I've got to find,
What they have mal-aligned,
Maybe.

Reboot the beast 'fore it goes down,
Unless you like to see "OS not found".
Raid arrays will make hard drives much stronger,
Just not from these techno mongers.
They break their Windows,
Each day and night,
IBM clones,
And laptops ignite.
Poking and clicking and breaking software,
Or they try removing some hardware.
Most are dumb and they get outsmarted,
Why these users so retarded?
So now I've got to find,
What they have mal-aligned,
Fix me.

They surf the web with blinding speed,
They try to download, no disk space freed.
Their files lost, there's never any winning,
And so it goes, their PCs I'm mending.
Now most are dumb and they get outsmarted,
Why these users so retarded?
So now I've got to find,
What they have mal-aligned,
They keep breaking their software,
They can't fix it and don't care.

I'll keep fixing everyday,
While they sit and click away,
They just break them, don't know how,
Lock them down and don't allow,
Them to touch any software.