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Song Parodies -> "Most Are Dumb And They Get Outsmarted"

Original Song Title:

"What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Ruffin

Parody Song Title:

"Most Are Dumb And They Get Outsmarted"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I've got to work on all these broke machines,
Techno users break many things,
I have now come to this one conclusion,
Techno madness breeds confusion.
Most are dumb and they get outsmarted,
Why these users so retarded?
So now I've got to find,
What they have mal-aligned,
Maybe.

Reboot the beast 'fore it goes down,
Unless you like to see "OS not found".
Raid arrays will make hard drives much stronger,
Just not from these techno mongers.
They break their Windows,
Each day and night,
IBM clones,
And laptops ignite.
Poking and clicking and breaking software,
Or they try removing some hardware.
Most are dumb and they get outsmarted,
Why these users so retarded?
So now I've got to find,
What they have mal-aligned,
Fix me.

They surf the web with blinding speed,
They try to download, no disk space freed.
Their files lost, there's never any winning,
And so it goes, their PCs I'm mending.
Now most are dumb and they get outsmarted,
Why these users so retarded?
So now I've got to find,
What they have mal-aligned,
They keep breaking their software,
They can't fix it and don't care.

I'll keep fixing everyday,
While they sit and click away,
They just break them, don't know how,
Lock them down and don't allow,
Them to touch any software.

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Arwen - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Holy Fabulous, Guy! 5s!!! "Why these users so retarded?" LOL!!
Adagio - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
"Why these users so retarded?" duh...I don' know.
Johnny D - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
"Techno madness breeds confusion" .... so true, Guy, so true. 5's
Leo Jay - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
That is sooo damn good.
John Barry - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one. 5s from a Luddite.
Dee Range - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
'Fraid I'm one of the idiots you're writing about here, but funny is funny. 5's across
Rick D - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I resemble these remarks, too.
alvin rhodes - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with...great wordplay
Michael Pacholek - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought this was going to be yet another anti-liberal screed, but Guy out-smarted me. (Hey, sometimes the Expos win, too!) But when it comes to computer parodies, Guy is King 1.0. Or should that be 5.0?
Meriadoc - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job! But I always wonder, why is it the totally clueless PC users who NEVER get viruses? :-P
Paul Robinson - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, I keep clicking this damn button but nothing happens...then all hell breaks loose and a thousand different things keep happening...and now the stupid thing doesn't work right...and now I get this damned message that the "program isn't responding", well no sh*t...how come they can't make these things work right? Does any ot that sound familiar to you? I think it's an almost verbatim copy of an e-mail I sent to a friend not too long ago...5's...
Kristof Robertson - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Being one of the "retarded", I can totally relate to his, Guy. 555

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