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Song Parodies -> "Loud, Scary"

Original Song Title:

"Proud Mary"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Loud, Scary"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics


I have been off the site for a while but I found two parodies that I wrote some time ago and decided to post them. For anyone who doesn't know, I have an entire portfolio of related wise guys parodies that started with "Paisano Man" from the OS by Billy Joel of "Piano Man". From that first parody a character named Carmine (2-Loud) Boccotesta was characterized. This parody is like the second God Father movie where the story of Vito's early life was revealed. THis as well portray's Carmine's earlier days.

BTW this is the 48TH CCR parody that I have written. Enjoy all, don't know when I'll post again.

Led a hood mob like Frank Nitti,
Jerkin' 'mokee with scams on their plight he'd prey.
Rippin' off the boss your obit ain't seein'.
Buryin' out the way flings in trash bin.

Made deals that's discernin'
"Loud, Scary's" power yearnin'.

Stolen, stolen, stolen, and delivered.

Cleared a lot of slates in Memphis,
Plump he got from 'pane down in New Orleans.
But he never got raw as his hoods so gritty,
Then he found his niche on the New York mob scene.

Big wheels felt him earnin',
"Loud, Scary" got his turn in.

Rulin', rulin' rulin', he'd deliver.

[Instrumental Interlude]

Growlin', snarlin' powerin', he'd take over.
If any mobster should quiver,
Catch 'em in a bind and those feeble don't live.
So you'd better worry if you ripped his money,
"2-Loud" shared a sliver with the royalties "vigged".

Big deals best be learnin',
Mess with, you'll be burnin'.

Stoolin', fool 'em', roll 'em in the river.

Stealin', reel 'em, deal 'em and deliver.

Rig 'em, vig 'em, 'stig' 'em in the liver.


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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 12

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 3   0
 4   1
 5   8

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AFW - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Still hitting the mob mark with your fine usual flair...Guy...Be nice if you and some of the old school would submit more
John Barry - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
I agree with AFW on both counts.
Guy - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Sir John and Farce, I thank you both for commenting. I won't be writing much but I haven't given up yet.

Yeah, and hey John stay at number one. Anyone who writes too many parodies per day cannot do it well, er that is except you. heh heh
Porfle Popnecker - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
That was funny. Wait, what do you mean "funny how?"
Guy - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
P-P, and no I'm not mobbed up. I just grew up around a bunch of wise guys which kind of makes me a semi expert on the subject. Yeah "funny", ever notice in wise guys movies how they are all jovial just before they make someone sleep with the fishes? You have to just love those wise guys "or else".

Thanks much for reading and commenting.
Andria - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Love it! Please stick around, who knows how many people miss your writing and wit. I'm retired from writing until this obnoxious troll who harasses me and a few online friends (including one that I think of as my baby sister from another mother) gives up. When that happens, I'll be back. 5s.
Guy - April 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Andria - I'm praying for you girl. Things always change. Good times fade to bad and then back to good. Life is a roller coaster ride. I so appreciate that you have read this and even more that you have commented. Take care, girlfriend.
Andria - April 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks so much, Guy. I hope this troll and my other personal issues end soon so I can get back to writing and semi-regular v/c and submissions. I'm happy that you appreciated my feedback.

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