Too plenty cheer hops to impart and be tryin',
Too many beer drops to take part and merry on.
I just can't stop now, feelin' hefty.
I'm just not lastin' like I could be,
Another notch now, If I can bear.
Kidneys like leather, can piddle like the Nile,
No need to taste, chug down another beer.
And so I'm tryin' 96 beers.
Rye, rye.

I hope I don't chuck up. I just can't stop,
I might be down there. lookin' up.
I just might heave, from this beer,
But I can't start to heavin' now,
I'm gettin' near, thunder and pow.
I'm gonna get through, and take my bow,
I'm way high, high, just so high,

Too plenty cheer hops to impart and be tryin',
Too many beer drops to take part and merry on.
I will apply 96 beers,
Drink the rye of 96 beers.
I'm really high, high high wow,
I'm gonna try, try try to down,
96 beers.

C'mon and please don't let me fry now,
Give me three cheers, don' wanna queer this try.
Fight and sway, yeah, all night long,
Duh, 96 beers, try try try.
C'mon maybe, gonna really try now, crawl along,
For 96 beers, so far gone now,
From 96 beers.