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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Take Any More"

Original Song Title:

"Lookin' Out My Back Door"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Take Any More"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I just can't stand that illin' noise, the bass so hardcore, oh boy!
Cannot get down, not impressed with that Porche.
Vi-ber-a-tion sets in, and my ears are ringin',

Boom! Boom! Boom! I can't take any more!

They're like giant bullhorns on wheels, their boom-boom makes the paint peel,
They're louder than a Baptist preacher, blastin' sal-va-shawn,
It's noise by motor-ola, ev'ry where they're goin',

Boom! Boom! Boom! I can't take any more!

Now it seems I need implants or learn to sign by hand,
There's so much bass I can't make out the tune.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Murd'rous vi-ber-a-tion, installed in trans-port-a-tion,

Boom! Boom! Boom! I can't take any more!

Now it seems I need implants or learn to sign by hand,
There's so much bass I can't make out the tune.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
All I hear is echo, as I roll up my window.

Boom! Boom! Boom! I can't take any more!

It's like double killin' noise, it's a noise war, oh boy!
Quiet as a Baptist preacher, blastin' dam-na-shawn.
All I hear is echo, as I roll up my window.

Boom! Boom! Boom! I can't take any more!

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Jack Wilson - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job , Guy!
Royce Miller - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I miss your political parodies, Guy
Johnny D - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
555 ... Very skillful use of hyphens and alternate poetically-licensed spellings to notate and clarify your pacing, Guy - very well done.
Meriadoc - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom! Excellent Guy!
Paul Robinson - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, see how you can't please everyone? Royce misses your political parodies, I'm glad to see something different. I'm just trying to get thru November without too much serious internal head trauma from politics. Not doing so good on that so far.... This one's real good. I had to run the first verse thru my head a couple times to match pace but it did and then the rest of it was right on every step and fun, too.
Grace Hampton - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody about a common pet peeve.
Adagio - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I wondered if anyone detested this sound as much as me! Guess so. 5's
Peregrin - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny job, and a pet peeve of mine too!
alvin rhodes - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you SO much for addressing one of my favorite pet peeves
Michael Pacholek - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, you have often been more "right," but never have you been more correct!
Stuart Kidd - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know why some people are moaning that this isn't political. Very witty protest against "Jabba cars". 5's from me; keep it up.
Crack-Head Bob aka RedDog - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Guy-- The only thing that could be better than your parody on the subject would be if the government could somehow declare open hunting season on these "noise boys" you so creatively portayed here. Your parodies are great, dude. Keep up the good work! -=bk

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