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Song Parodies -> "Nerdy Work"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Work"

Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Nerdy Work"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

DKTOS - For an amusing Youtube video of the OS to Steely Dan's "Dirty Work" click HERE

Virus guard,
Failed to safeguard you're PC.
Now they're gettin' to your money,
And your bank is chargin' fee-ee-ees.
Now your creditors start shovin',
They're about to shut you down.
It's a crime, they stole your fundin',
So call me, I'll come around.

I've got tools to do your nerdy work,
Oh yeah.
I will deal upon these dirty jerks,
For sure.
I'm well schooled to do this sturdy work,
Oh yeah.

Fightin' scandal,
Put it lock down on your core.
I will have them by their curlies,
I will ID them for sure.
As the master soon will corner,
These media-evil lames.
Make impairable their bubble,
I will soon ca-ché their na-a-a-mes.

Oh such fools who do this dirty work,
Oh yeah.
I'm so cool I wear a nerdy shirt,
Chill these fools, I'll do your nerdy work,
Oh yeah.

(Sax Dominated Short Instrumental Break)

Break the rules, I'll bust you dirty jerks,
Oh yeah.
I so wanna do your nerdy work,
For sure.
Money fuels me do this nerdy work,
Oh yeah.

For a fee I'll do your nerdy work,
Oh yeah.
I will out-fool all these dirty jerks,
Oh yeah.

------ FADE ------

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alvin - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
sad tale of woe
Hey-19-Cakes - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, Love anothing by Sir Steely Dan!! Very nice theme, indeed.
Hope - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
ha ha, hilarious..... NOT!!!!!
Guy - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - Sad but true. Thanks.

L'il 19 cakes - I did not know you were a Steely Dan fan. There will be at least three more of these out this week to include hey 19. SD is one of my favorite bands too. So tune in daily this week for your fix of SD parody. Thanks M'lady.

Hope - Hope not!!! Thanks.
Guy - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh - I'd just like to share this with you readers. Yesterday I had Fox News on to a show called Weekend Live. They wanted their viewers to weigh in on a question about Bin Laden - so I fired off an email. It aired at the end of the 2nd hour as the next to the last email they broadcasted. Well that is my 15 minutes of fame but it only lasted about 30 seconds.
AFW - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Topical, and fine work...
Guy - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Farce. You did nicely yourself today.

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