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Song Parodies -> "Lunger"

Original Song Title:

"Young Girl"

Original Performer:

Gary Puckett And The Union Gap

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Lunger, this phlegm must decline,
On luds you chew, the taste you don't mind.
Boogers run, gril
That's how my lungs feel.

This is a yarn 'bout the Asian,
And feelin' piqu-ed from that flu.
You got goo on your sleeve.
'Cause when you cough,
You wipe if off.
And tastes like dirt the food you chew, oh,

You mix some Vicks fume, hope to break up.
It feels like gravy's in your eyes.
Your nose won't blow,
And you long to breathe,
But still you seethe.
So on you look for cold supplies, oh,

Please hurry on, end this drama,
And put asunder your boog-ars.
Get out of here,
Must get back to prime,
And feelin' fine.
Not being laid up like you are, oh,

Lunger, get out of my eyes,
No rubs won't do, some way you must find,
Call on doctors,
To stop those hockers.


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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   7

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Adagio - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
A-a-a-chooooo, hooooooooonk, "Hecccccxxxx Tooooie." Guhd ud. 5's
John Barry - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
5s to you and a snot cocktail to the ones guy.
Paul Robinson - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Good gooey gobs, Guy! Nice job...5's...JB, I have noticed that the "1s' person(s) has been out amongst us the last few days. I have seen numerous singular occasions involving many parodies. Is that a confusing enough statement to make first thing in the morning? I should hope so...
alvin rhodes - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
very catchy...5s
Johnny D - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Your contagious sense of humor has infected us all over again, Guy. Parodies just seem to ooze out of you! Great job.

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