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Song Parodies -> "Please Fly Me To Argentina"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Please Fly Me To Argentina"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Michael Jackson was begging his flight crew to fly him to South America on his return tripfrom Las Vegas to California when he turned himself in. Just my glimpse of the trip.
[Instrumental Intro]

They say I'm sleasy, they say I'm strange,
So just please fly this plane to Brazil,
Still got some nose and one glove, but now I need to run

I've got to leave, see.
They could change me to a girl in Peru.
I may have messed up, the law's blind,
I like them eleven, it's true.

So why is that kid crappin' on my sound stage?
They messed up my whole life, it's unreal,
Lurking out in the shadows, staying out on the run.

How can I beat 'em?
Go underground, what becomes of my zoo?
It's being so stressed out and all,
This stuff I am subjected to.

Please fly me to Argentina,
I goofed and now they persue.
It's just my child ways,
I've no resistance.
The DA's promise,
I need some distance.

I gave them balloons, I gave them games,
And I invited them in.
As I schemed, and I toured, more of them I acquired.

They swore collusion,
So give me some seclusion, I can't cop a plea.
They'll prefer that I will do time,
So now they have hope they'll stop me.

Please fly me to Argentina,

[Instrumental Break]

Please fly me to Argentina,
I goofed and now they persue.
It's just my child ways,
I've no resistance.
The DA's promise,
I need some distance.

It is just too much,
So you think that you can fly this plane to Peru?
All you have to do is point the nose south and go,
Come on, take me flight crew.

{Instrumental Conclusion]

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Adagio - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Good read, Guy!
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmm... donīt you think that if Michaelīs ever gonna run/fly for it, heīll do it OJ Simpson style, but with a Disney twist, like in a Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? (Pun intended). :-)
MJ - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Too bad that the video on the plane actually proves this rumor incorrect. It showed a calm Michael drinking a Coke and laughing with Marc Geragos. Ok otherwise.

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