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Song Parodies -> "I Feel The Burps Move"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel The Earth Move"

Original Performer:

Carole King

Parody Song Title:

"I Feel The Burps Move"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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I feel the burps move each time I eat,
They'll soon apply a rumblin' sound,
A meal will start tart assemblin',
That I can't keep down.

Brown gravy, that I feed my face,
Swallow though my mouth portray.
It's parking, as my glands sweat,
Will book into a gaseous spr-ay-ay.

I feel the surge through belches and bleats,
I can't deny what goin' on,
It burns up hard charged chem-ic-al-ly,
Whenever food aboun-oun-ounds.

Some Carling®, if you beer me,
Comes a rendering hurricane.
I know that, my emissions,
Are something that can't be contained.
Robust gas will blast you, gravely.
Urp-up, urp, urp-up, urp, blah-ah.

I ate some wurst once bought on the street,
It turned the sky a purple-brown, a plum colored brown,
Responders first were forced to retreat,
And code comply was summoned down, were troubled and frowned.

They called the food patrol,
And then they seized my roll.
It smelled like rotten mold,
All over, all over, all over, all over.

A hazmat suit donned head to my feet,
As all these guys made troublin', a troublin' sounds.
They feared my burps would blow down the street.
I feel the rise a settlin', a settlin' down.
A settlin' down,
A settlin' down,
A settlin' down,
Settlin' dow-ow-own...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Peregrin - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I really got my teeth into this one!
Jason - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I got mine into it as well!
Invisible Boy - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
This was a gas, Guy.
"Carling"...he he...was that Carling Black Label ?
alvin - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
burping up fives for ya...disgustingly funny
Ann Hammond - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
burp burp
LadyCupCake - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . somehow I think that Carole King would approve of this, Sir Guy!
Guy - June 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Pip - Glad someone did - I nearly burped mine out of my head. Thanks.

Jason - Now you and Pip got bite marks all over my nice new shiny parody. Your comment is appreciated. Thanks.

IB - Yes I believe that the label is black - never heard of Carling white label - that would be like Pabst green ribbon. Thanks.

Alvin - I've got your taste in humor pegged. It's the same taste I get every time I belch. I knew you would like this one. Thanks, buddy.

Ann - You too huh? Bet you never had hazmat people react to it. Thank you for the comment, is it? =;-)

LCC - I had the same thoughts on that myself. Thanks for weiging in with your commentary, M'Lady.

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