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Song Parodies -> "Ruptured Spleen"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ruptured Spleen"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Keep your stance, take a dive, fighting's just your way of life,
Bend and curl, lookin' mean, look out a ruptured spleen.

Friday night and this fight you'll throw,
Makin' yourself a bit of dough.
Won't make cover of newsweek, getting in your swings,
You come into the boxing ring.
Anybody could beat this guy,
Fight is young and the plastic's fly.
Hum a bit Rocky's music, heading for round nine,
You swing your fists as you dance,
And then you take the chance...

You like a fight that's clean, tongue in cheek, It's round seventeen,
Fighting scene, you get bounced like a trampoline.
Watch your stance, take a dive, fighting's just your way of life.
Take a whirl, make some green, beware of ruptured spleen.

You crowd pleaser, you burn one on,
Tossed and yearning, you flaunt your brawn.
Duck now and run for cover, giv'm the old one, two.
You swing your fists as you dance,
And then you take the chance...

You get a ruptured spleen, hard to treat, you turn olive green,
Ruptured spleen, you got beat, there goes your cash machine,
Take a chance, take a dive, fighting may shorten your life,
Bend and hurl, so obscene, take care that ruptured spleen.

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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 5   1

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Pat - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one Guy...5's
Johnny D - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Ouch! I might rupture something from laughing at this puppy!! Unanimous decision for Guy, 555 !!
malcolm higgins - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
5-5-5 guy absolutely over the top man.. awesome
Michael Pacholek - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Are you sure it's not a vented spleen?
Guy - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks all - I forgot all about this song.

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