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Song Parodies -> "Fade To Black"

Original Song Title:

"Paint It Black"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Fade To Black"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

They ran out of core and their screen faded to black,
More dollars for more core to get inter-net back.
They surf for girl jocks spry dressed in their birthday clothes,
They have to earn more bread for thrills by topless hos.

I think online's bizarre with well aquainted wacks,
Gold showers sites some love for rubber freaks on crack.
Icy people burn in beds where sticky hookers lay,
It's the new porn baby and it's just a click away.

They book online and surf and see the art that's black,
They see the hardcore and the lust knocks their train off track.
Maybe they'll get laid today if they had a place to fax,
Just as easy whacking off with web cams and some wax.

No more will their screen be go turnin' into blue,
They get more mem'ry that streams video on queue.
They never get enough of redhothos dot COM,
They love to slap mon-key with their friend Rosey Palm.

They ran out of core and their screen faded to black,
More dollars for more core to get inter-net back.
They surf for girl jocks spry dressed in their birthday clothes,
They have to earn more bread for thrills by topless hos.


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John Barry - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Jacking in and jacking off. Five fingers.
Adagio - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Uh...yeah..5's
Johnny D - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, now you can write a Cat Stevens parody... "Porning has broken..." 555 Gigaskirts.
Charlie Decker - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Guy, your disgusting self might get a gross chuckle to my 'Beat It' parody entitled...well..."Beat It." http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/michaeljackson71.shtml 5s for this, in any event.
Jack Wilson - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Michael Pacholek - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
As Jerry once said to George, "We gotta get you a new hobby."
Stuart McArthur - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
hmm, moneys get slapped over there? here they get spanked - what an odd colloquial quirk - 555
alvin rhodes - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
web cams and wax...hahahahahaha...good one...5s

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