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Song Parodies -> "Ate At McDonald's™"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Madonna"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ate At McDonald's™"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Ate at McDonald's™, chicken nugget treat,
Wonder if that sandwich contains real meat?
Who finds it yummy? It's more like torment,
Now it fills my tummy like wet cement.

Fries I bite are harder than a fruit cake,
Sundae's warming seepin' on my bun.
Munchies fried have turned into a tooth ache,

Yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck yuck-yuck yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck...

Gee this is fun.

Ate at McDonald's™, maybe can't digest,
Think I'd rather scavenge than eat this mess.

Where are the Tums™?

Ate at McDonalds, frying fast food spread,
Dishin' up this caustic laden meat and bread.

Food may be consumed that needs more tending,
Hence way boring flavor there is none,
Thirsty? Sprite™, restocking still impending,
Be there now none.

Ate at McDonald's™, children love the treat,
Wonder if this sandwich here is made of meat?

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 28

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Mark Scotti - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm supersizing the vote to FIVES!!! I did my own McBash in http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/therollingstones161.shtml
McKludge - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I can't believe no one had this idea before. Nice work

And while we're pimping older McDonalds parodies http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1899.shtml
Peter Andersson - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Recycling songs must be well in tune with PC McPolicy...
Timmy1000 - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I never eat there, but only go for the McDonald Park. 555 calories for this one - that's probably just a kid's burger.
Fiddlegirl - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Hehehe... The only thing I've bought from McD's of late is coffee. It's actually quite good! :)
John Barry - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Horrible food; good parody.
Madame - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, you are correct: este cafe es muy Primo! My fav is the round egg on a Bisquit . . Love it, Sir ! ~ Quartros Oeuvos ~ . . . por Favor!
2Eagle - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I do like their chocolate dipped ice cream cones, but I can do without the chicken.
Old Man Ribber - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
You deserve a break today! (5-5-5) ;D
Andria - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm not a fan of MickeyD's nor other fast-food burger places with the exception of Burgerville, Sonic and A&W, but I am a fan of this parody for sure. 5s. 2Eagle: McDonald's chicken=diseased New York City pigeon.
adagio - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Really good pacing, etc. McDonald's? Yuck...too greasy! 5's
blackjack21 - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Mm, this parody...I'm lovin' it. You want Fives with that? ;-)
Christie Marie M - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I eat McDonald's but I love Burger King a lot better! I only love Mickey D's Chicken McNuggets.Here's 5 Big Macs, 5 Chicken McNuggets, and 5 Large Sodas!
Jonathan S. - October 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I can't think of anything clever, so I'll just echo John Barry's and blackjack21's comments.
A triple order of deep-fat fives.
Phil Alexander - October 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Fantastic, Guy - so many of the subs are absolutely spot on, and it flowed better than a McDonalds milkshake (well, not that that's saying much, but you know what I mean ;-) )
Ann Hammond - October 18, 2009 - Report this comment
he he
Tim Hall - October 18, 2009 - Report this comment
In-N-Out Double-Double Animal style - the only way to go!
John Jenkins - October 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I understand that McDonald's™ has good coffee, but I choose not to indulge in the McDonald's™ menu. However, I do choose to indulge in excellent parodies, like this. I agree with Phil's comment. Very well done!
Steven Cavanagh - October 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm out of it for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur. Top stuff, Guy.
Jeff Reuben - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Short and sweet! Sweet and sour...unless you got the hot mustard sauce. Have you performed this on Beatles Rock Band yet? A fun read.
Max Power - November 22, 2009 - Report this comment
555 cm man-boobs.
Stan Hall - November 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Good for 555 grins.
MadameDeNorCAL - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
~ Free the Holees ~ Feed the HoLess ! !
Arwen - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM...funny and too true. AND...to such a fun OS. Nice work!
bobpiecheese - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hey, I have it on good authority that McDonald s food is very delicious: my authority! And the rest of my family. And my Youth Group leader. That aside, great parody of a restaurant that has a pretty crap reputation that I don't agree with, really. 555!
Bilbopooh - July 03, 2010 - Report this comment
I admit to liking the fries, at least in the 15 minutes or so before they become chilly and icky. But Mickey Ds is not exactly gourmet! 555!
Guy - July 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, nothing worse than those cold fries. I found that if you really want the fresh hot fries, when placing your order ask for fries without salt. SInce they salt the fries when they dump them they have no other choice but to make a fresh batch. Then you can put all the salt you want on them yourself. Thanks for your comment.

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