-> "I Am Morman"
Original Song Title:
"I Am Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Am Morman"
The Lyrics
I am Morman, I'm a bore,
My wives have numbers, I'm hardcore.
You should know how much my family does extend.
And you know I like to score,
With several wives or three or four.
No one seems to ever fully comprehend.
No stress, from my wives,
It's so wholesome not mundane.
Now, take my advice,
And look how well they're trained.
If they bad too, they then play second string.
It's my throng (throng),
They're so convincible (convincible),
I am Morman.
I'm their friend and they partake me,
There's more curves than I can shake, see?
There's a sermon to deceive they're every role.
I've been called an old whore monger,
For the women that I conquer,
'Cause it's just a deep addiction on the whole.
I am Morman, catch my show.
I got 'em standin' heel to toe.
I ignore all the common laws of this land.
It is just so apropos,
I've got wives that come and go,
It's like a dozen mothers on demand,
No stress, from my wives,
It's so wholesome not mundane.
Now, take my advice,
And look how well they're trained.
If they bad too, they then play second string.
It's my throng (throng),
They're so convincible (convincible),
I am Morman.
FADE
I am Morman,
They are convincible,
It's my throng,
I am Morman.
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