-> "'Hancin Up With Enzyte"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing In The Moon Light"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"'Hancin Up With Enzyte"
The Lyrics
Tom could not get it up at night,
Like a prune his fig won't quite...
Got a drooper snatcher tool alright,
Ain't nobody planting too much tonight.
Then, his friend Bob soon would shed some light,
Dogs that bark will rarely bite.
You can't seduce when you're uptight,
Fix your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.
'Hancin' up with Enzyte,
Get your puddy peelin' paint at night.
You'll rise to nine of natural height,
Grow your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.
So if your gun just won't ever quite...
You can't chance it stand up right.
Got a drooper snatcher tool tonight?
Fix your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.
'Hancin' up with Enzyte,
Get your puddy peelin' paint at night.
You'll rise to nine of natural height,
Grow your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.
Tom could not get it up at night,
Like a prune his fig won't quite...
Got a drooper snatcher tool alright,
Ain't nobody planting too much tonight.
'Hancin' up with Enzyte,
Get your puddy peelin' paint at night.
You'll rise to nine of natural height,
Grow your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.
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