Song Parodies -> 'Hancin Up With Enzyte
| Original Song Title: | "Dancing In The Moon Light" |
| Original Performer: | King Harvest |
| Parody Song Title: | "'Hancin Up With Enzyte" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
My first Enzyte commercial, er I mean parody, that I did, featured Bob. Just as Enzyte runs their commericals in series it seems, I have also written one about Bob's buddy Tom. You can review the one on Bob at this URL: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/starbuck1.shtml
Tom could not get it up at night,
Like a prune his fig won't quite...
Got a drooper snatcher tool alright,
Ain't nobody planting too much tonight.
Then, his friend Bob soon would shed some light,
Dogs that bark will rarely bite.
You can't seduce when you're uptight,
Fix your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.
'Hancin' up with Enzyte,
Get your puddy peelin' paint at night.
You'll rise to nine of natural height,
Grow your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.
So if your gun just won't ever quite...
You can't chance it stand up right.
Got a drooper snatcher tool tonight?
Fix your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.
'Hancin' up with Enzyte,
Get your puddy peelin' paint at night.
You'll rise to nine of natural height,
Grow your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.
Tom could not get it up at night,
Like a prune his fig won't quite...
Got a drooper snatcher tool alright,
Ain't nobody planting too much tonight.
'Hancin' up with Enzyte,
Get your puddy peelin' paint at night.
You'll rise to nine of natural height,
Grow your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.
Like a prune his fig won't quite...
Got a drooper snatcher tool alright,
Ain't nobody planting too much tonight.
Then, his friend Bob soon would shed some light,
Dogs that bark will rarely bite.
You can't seduce when you're uptight,
Fix your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.
'Hancin' up with Enzyte,
Get your puddy peelin' paint at night.
You'll rise to nine of natural height,
Grow your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.
So if your gun just won't ever quite...
You can't chance it stand up right.
Got a drooper snatcher tool tonight?
Fix your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.
'Hancin' up with Enzyte,
Get your puddy peelin' paint at night.
You'll rise to nine of natural height,
Grow your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.
Tom could not get it up at night,
Like a prune his fig won't quite...
Got a drooper snatcher tool alright,
Ain't nobody planting too much tonight.
'Hancin' up with Enzyte,
Get your puddy peelin' paint at night.
You'll rise to nine of natural height,
Grow your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.
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I'm Johnny D, and, of course, I approve this parody. ;-D
too funny...5s....i saw king harvest play at the opening of a hardware store, once, in 1975...they played with rare earth
Uplifting.
Altho' I am sure you really want a 9, I will have to give you a 5... ;-)
Merry - I don't know why anyone would want a 9 - Who'd want to shrink up several good inches? ;-)
I gave it a 5 but it ended up a 6. Maybe the ads will have this as a musical accompanyment, but it would be a hard act to follow.
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Very uplifting!
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