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Song Parodies -> "'Hancin Up With Enzyte"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing In The Moon Light"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

King Harvest

Parody Song Title:

"'Hancin Up With Enzyte"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

My first Enzyte commercial, er I mean parody, that I did, featured Bob. Just as Enzyte runs their commericals in series it seems, I have also written one about Bob's buddy Tom. You can review the one on Bob at this URL: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/starbuck1.shtml
Tom could not get it up at night,
Like a prune his fig won't quite...
Got a drooper snatcher tool alright,
Ain't nobody planting too much tonight.

Then, his friend Bob soon would shed some light,
Dogs that bark will rarely bite.
You can't seduce when you're uptight,
Fix your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.

'Hancin' up with Enzyte,
Get your puddy peelin' paint at night.
You'll rise to nine of natural height,
Grow your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.

So if your gun just won't ever quite...
You can't chance it stand up right.
Got a drooper snatcher tool tonight?
Fix your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.

'Hancin' up with Enzyte,
Get your puddy peelin' paint at night.
You'll rise to nine of natural height,
Grow your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.

Tom could not get it up at night,
Like a prune his fig won't quite...
Got a drooper snatcher tool alright,
Ain't nobody planting too much tonight.

'Hancin' up with Enzyte,
Get your puddy peelin' paint at night.
You'll rise to nine of natural height,
Grow your puddy, 'hance it up with Enzyte.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   1
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 5   10
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 9
 

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Johnny D - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm Johnny D, and, of course, I approve this parody. ;-D
alvin rhodes - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
too funny...5s....i saw king harvest play at the opening of a hardware store, once, in 1975...they played with rare earth
mac - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Uplifting.
Meriadoc - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Altho' I am sure you really want a 9, I will have to give you a 5... ;-)
Guy - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Merry - I don't know why anyone would want a 9 - Who'd want to shrink up several good inches? ;-)
Good Ol John - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I gave it a 5 but it ended up a 6. Maybe the ads will have this as a musical accompanyment, but it would be a hard act to follow.
This Is Bob - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
Tim Hall - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Very uplifting!

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