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Song Parodies -> "Down by the Fuelyard"

Original Song Title:

"Down by the Schoolyard"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Down by the Fuelyard"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Well the mama Osama heard what was said, and she ran to the TV station
In her berka fell out, there was never a doubt, there was gonna be conflageration
It's the Jihad law, It's the Jihad law
Make quite a draw
For the Jihad law

The drama went down, they fit them for sound and the air was full of tension
The Moolah say poise, roll the film boys
We're gonna get their undivided attention
I got to pray, Cause I know how I'm goin'
I'm blown away, I'm takin' my time bomb to blow it there

Nice and cozy, I'll blow to Daytona
See you. me and foolio down by the fuel yard
See you. me and foolio down by the fuel yard

In just a few days, I'm gonna blow me away
But the press a good story seek
And from the radical east came the village police
I believe they discovered a huge leak
Well, I'm blown away, don't know how they's knowin'
I'm blown away, their takin' my bombs, but I just don't care
My future's rosie, As the queen of ol' Gitmo

See you. me and foolio down by the fuel yard
See you. me and foolio down by the fuel yard
See you. me and foolio down by the fuel yard

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Pat - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Great! As usual, you do a suberb job on these parodies!

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