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Song Parodies -> "Mongolian Barbecue"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Mongolian Barbecue"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

One more time...
"You no need no knife",
"Mix up, can do easy".
It's grilled and not fried,
Get in shape your salivary.
Mix it up wise, gourmets get a rise ohh wee,
It's not a po' boy, a taste treat symphony,
Mix in some sauce of plum, peas of snow, noodles made out of dough,
Anything almost goes, add a little smatter and see, and see.

Yama, is the grill man,
Has a chef's hat on his head, and with vigor, man he sped.
Yama, he worked at Shoguns,
Until he tossed a knife one fateful day.
Yama, Ohh, didn't mean to make him die,
The way he ran that grill, he's one cool arrow.
Sherry on, sherry gone, was drunk as a mad-hatter.

Eat great, it's like yum, yum,
Pour in some nice rice wine, be partaking in short time.
Apply some real body, make it hot or no.
You can make it real refined or be uncouth.
Yama, ohh, he'll cook it on the fly,
And sometimes dish it clever with corn and all.

He is a master griller vet with a plan,
Watch the hooch. watch the hooch, don' want another man mangled.
Thunderbird, white lightning, better quit imbibing, see?
(Galliano) Galliano, (Galliano), Galliano, Galliano Galliano, and Old Crow,
No drinkin' yo! He grills and how boy, got his chef's PHD,
Drinks like a cowboy, got a drinking history,
Grillin's his life, watch his propensity.
Grill on high, grill on low, just don't grill it slow.
He's killah! Yo! Man this chef steals the show,
(Steals the show!) He's killah, Man this chef steals the show.
(Steals the show!) He's killah, Man this chef steals the show.
(Steals the show) This chef steals the show.
(Steals the show) This chef steals the show. (Steals the show) Ah.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, South Korea, South Korea, South Korea, oh hell no,
He grills your grub at a level full of pride you see, you see, you see.

He syncs like a cyclone, must admit he can fly.
Then he drinks him some bubbly and he weaves like he's high.
So, maybe, he won't slice me, maybe,
Might wanna get out, might wanna get right outta here.

Grease don't really splatter, so high he can't see,
Grease don't really splatter,
Grease don't really splatter on me.

Anyone who's been, knows.

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John Jenkins - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
For some reason, "South Korea, South Korea" struck me as humorous.
Johnny D - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO !!

"He grills your grub at a level full of pride you see, you see, you see."

Mad, insane, whacked-out genius!!

Arrrrrrgh, Guy, you are SO tempting me to take up my Bohemian Rhapsody Ginsu-Sword again......ARRRGGHH, must resist, must resist !!
Adagio - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, Guy! JD...why resist? Resistance is fu-TILE...lol
Agrimorfee - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent!
Wild Man - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Ditto on that excellent!
Rick D - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I am really afraid of this song now that you master chefs have all had at it, and grilled it to perfection.
Guy - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
My friends at work and I eat Mongolian BBQ for lunch about once a week at a restaurant called Ghengis Kahn's, but there's no drinking or knife twirling by the chefs and they dared me to write a parody about the place. Thanks all for the votes and comments.
Meriadoc - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Pefect job, Guy!
David Chrenko - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
My condiments (and 5-ers) to the Chef. It is how you say? . . . Exquisite! . . . Magnifique! . . .Bravisimo! . . . Stella Doro!!!So,what's for desert?
Diva - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Great Parody!
Rice Cube - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent idea :-) I've had Mongolian BBQ before in NY and it's great.
Guy - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Rice - I've eaten it in Tokyo, even greater... Thanks.
Peregrin - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent dish you served up here Guy!
Birg - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Having done the "Bo Rap" myself now,this is great! There're too many funny lines here to point out. A masterpiece. :-D When I lived in Dallas back in '87-my fav. restaraunt at the time was "Kojo"s.Not mongolian,but VERY nice.(Japanese) This is a great parody.

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