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Guy DiRito

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This is parody number 800
Grimmy scene in Queens the brains on dashboard stickin',
Such tales are gabbed with wine, and Cuban cigars smoked.
Don't be one that gets rode, you're set up for a killin',
Some field near 15th street, a gun shot and you're croaked.
Don't arrange to have me ride with no Italians,
It's just not safe for anyone,
Canolis claim let stay the gun, let's run.
A coldened look, you're dead if that's the way their thinkin',
Jest "Vinny Clown", went underground, he turned the stool.
They don't estrange, your head they'll dent, no man's an island,
Goes all the same for everyone,
Don't drop no name, their way's the gun, not fun.

Just a little C-Note slide,
Squeeze a little vicey shoe.
A little business on the side,
As long you pay your tribute due.
The racket guys' here to survive,
Better not go try and screw.
Yeah, and nothing, no no nothing, do you say,
Or they'll be mourning for the day is done.
La Cosa Nostra, como tu?
Then starts the grieving from the hit man’s gun,
When there come the nasty goons.
There's no forgiving once you're screwed.

Scusi Sunday is the one day that they keep clear,
Yeah, they eat gnocchi and play bocce, games of wage.
There talk is small, no deals or hauls, like fresh fed panthers.
Yeah, they're playin' some but there's no lacking in their gauge,
Don't enrage or you'll get spent up by Italians,
'Cause they ain't be lame they slay with guns.
Yeah, they ain't foolin', heavies come, hit and run.

"Willy Aches" he nails their hides,
Well, he's a very icy dude.
Willy takes 'em for a ride,
And he's very likely rude.
Will he leave 'em left alive?
He ain't even tryin' to.
Yes, but there's nothing, no, no nothing, you can ever pay,
Yeah, there's no warning when they bring the gun,
And they won't nearly miss your brain.
At PA central on the noonday run,
May die severely under train.
Not above killin' next of kin or friend,
When it's just a 'friendly" feud.
'Cause it is just business they're not sorry men.
They will shoot you through and through,
All their damage they contain,
They stay the same.
And they will leave you dying,
Eeeeeeeeeee - bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad,
So dead quite!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
congrats on 800....its been quite a ride....but a GOOD ride, not the kind you don't come back the OS
Meriadoc - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Congrats on your 800th Guy. Will have to come back later to 'click here' and listen and vote, as my PC in my new location is inches away from my mom's TV... :-P
AFW - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Happy don't look a day over 799.. another tricky mobbie...very well done
adagio - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Ooooo, Guy, impressive number. And a good job, as always.. 5's Anyway I can catch up to you?...LOL (no way) Nice to see you again!! Funny, some people over in some boards don't understand me...wonder why? j/k : ) Good tp be back!
Guy - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - One my fave OSs too - in fact I like that entire album. I mamaged to get a bootleg copy of it from a friend. I play it at work all the time and it started to talk parody to me. Most of the OSs on this album present quite a challenge to parody writing. Note that this one and "Hide iIn Your Shell" have never been done in parody on this site except for my parodies. I'd like to see someone else give these two a shot, er stab, er try, yeah try. Are ya thinkin' buddy? I know you have what it takes.

Merry - Welcome back girl! Been wanting to say that in like forever. The welcome part for just a bit, the girl part like since I've known you writing out here. You and Pip better get warmed up now. I'm waiting for more of your inane stuff. Thanks Merry.

Farce - Thanks old buddy and I don't feel a day over 799.

Pat - And you are another one I welcome back and can't wait to see you do something. I know you must be working on something. You are the site's puzzle lady. I think I speak for others in missing your writes here. I do go to the other boards occasionally and I get way too carried away over there on some of the boards. They are probably glad that I only stayed over there for a short while around Christmas. My thing is right here writing, reading and commenting. Thanks much for your review.

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