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Song Parodies -> "Belt 'Em Down"

Original Song Title:

"Delta Dawn"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Helen Reddy

Parody Song Title:

"Belt 'Em Down"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Belt 'em down, gonna really tie one one,
I am gonna try to drink Canada dry.
I drank so much one day, such a hangover I did pay,
Honors mention in the obits listed I.

I piss 'til dawn cause my bladder is goin' crazy,
Another round, that will drown my sorrow maybe.
Just a drinkin' 'em down got a shot class in each hand,
Just don't run out my favorite brand.

In a drunken haze I belt another down,
Fell off the rug now the floor I'm hangin' on.
But I so gotta go pee, forget my pride,
Pee my pants and pass out I am fried.

Belt 'em down, gonna really tie one one,
I am gonna try to drink Canada dry.
I drank so much one day, such a hangover I did pay,
Honors mention in the obits listed I.

Belt 'em down, gonna really tie one one,
I am gonna try to drink Canada dry.
I drank so much one day, such a hangover I did pay,
Honors mention in the obits listed I.

(Repeat verse to fade)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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Adagio - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny line - "Fell off the rug now the floor I'm hangin' on." Good job, Guy! 5's
Guy - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Oops - typoed this one. Verse 2 third line should be "Glass" not "Class". I hate it when this happens.
Johnny D - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Hope ya weren't driving when you did the research for this puppy! LOL! 5's

P.S. Hey Guy, I feel like such a doofus - it wasn't until quite awhile after you and I started exchanging emails that your email-alias's "hidden joke meaning" dawned on me......took me long enough to catch on, especially considering the types of parodies I've been known to write from time to time!
Diva - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Love this song!!!
Jack Wilson - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Good job here, 5's!
John Jenkins - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever parody with a lot of funny lines. I gave it 5-5-4 because the words in the 4th line of the chorus were arranged in a forced manner.

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