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Song Parodies -> "Stay Out Our Hood Yai Dung"

Original Song Title:

"Only The Good Die Young"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Stay Out Our Hood Yai Dung"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Click HERE to hear the OS to Billy Joel's "Only The Good Die Young"

DISCLAIMER - To avoid conjecture within the comment section of this parody, the author of this parody knows the difference between Chinese, Japanese and South Korean as you will find a mix of all three cultures within this parody. The author has lived as a guest in two of these three countries. However the mob guys see all Asians in the same light quite like Archie Bunker. So just roll with it and enjoy the humor of it.
Sun and his ninjas, best they abate,
These Cantonese boys start pushin' weight,
But the "Tuner" I'd wager will put them sedate,
You might as well push out, Dung.

We told that old fat Chew. best move away,
Get chilled through the temple with glock you'll obey.
Aw, but we ain't a holdin' to rice nowadays,
Force things what your fright have none.
You better say good-bye, Dung.
So cut the lead,
You better say good-bye, Dung.
You better say good-bye, Dung.

You might get hurt with guns and dangerous clowns,
If they get shiddy we'll gun 'em down,
We might be launchin' the lead in pounds.
Aw, we're so gonna hurt someone.

We'll hit on your yin yeah and blow down your yang,
Get up, it's simple just show up and hang.
You're lame ass certain we'll reboot your Wang.
Yakuza rising sun,
Shaolin, we'll break your leg "Foo Yung".
Only you "Foo Dai Yung".
Only you "Foo Dai Yung".

We went and diced fried rice with our party to their devastation,
Some got and ran to Seoul,
Mmmm, others cost untold.
Don't barge in ya, way! Didn't give you bites no stuffed invitation.
Have no account with me,
So now go mountin' on your rotary.
(oh woah woah)

If they got a heaven they'll be a bit wait,
So much the better that they're a bit "LATE".
No matter, laugh 'cause we're winners; They cry 'cause they're ain'ts,
us winners just plain out-gunned...

Ah so stay out our hood Yai Dung.
oh woah baby
Stay out our hood Yai Dung.
Stay out our hood Yai Dung.

Can't let another bold crew call that would give us cause for consternation.
HA! You guys are killin' me,
I'm watchin' Chinese fire drillin' spree. oh woah woah

Come out come out come out ya ninjas go hit the gate,
You Cantonese boys are much of "LATE".
Sune - see ya later it's sundown at eight.
Might do better in "Rising Sun",
Should know you only do egg foo yung.

Ain't gettin' our gravy.
You know you only get the egg foo yung.
only get the egg foo yung.
Only the egggggggggggggggg
only get the egg foo yung.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooo...

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alvin - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
nice bit o' bashin'
John Barry - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
"Only" is good Guy fun.
Christie Marie M - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I read your parody and corresponded to Billy Joel's original at the same time. Boy, the pacing was so perfect! How long did it take for you to write a perfectly wonderful parody?! I am a big fan of Anime and Asian culture as well. I can truly understand between 3 Asian cultures mentioned in the parody since I myself am Asian. Keep at it and write another parody relating to culture. 555!!!
littleCupCakes - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Sir Guy de Lustie Parody: only BeuWulf please!
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey-E Ovah 'eah, Huh? Weez iz gonna chillz fer a bid. Iz bin a tuff weeg an' weez needz ta payz owah respecks ta da Mulrooney-Nitti Famly fer wut dat "Weevil" gawd wacked. Weez needz ta regrup an' muldaply owah efferds toe-wards allz dese oudsiders tryan ta mess wid owah inneress. Sow weez iz chillin' oud fer da weak en bud I gotz 2 dueces "tru da eye" on dat dere funral wuts gowin on tamarro ubtown an crossa rivah. Hey Rogky um gidden hungry, lets gabagool. Ciao - 2-LOUD Outta 'eah.
Guy - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Al - Thanks - I love bashin. Bashin' thru the snow...

CC - I need to bone up on BeuWulf. If you are talking about Beo-Wolf I have a one time passing knowledge of it from a Star Trek Voyager episode with Ensign Kim doing that theme in the Holosuite. Thanks for your attention.

Carmine - Shad up will ya already ovah 'eah? HUH? (I've always wanted to tell him that and since he'll be offline for a bit I can get away with it, I hope, er else...)
Guy - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Sir John - Thanks for the notation. Much appreciated.

Ms Christie - You would not believe me if I told you how much time I spent on this parody. It was done at work on a lunch break and two coffee breaks. It was then edited at home for about 20 minutes tweeked minorly and submitted. Total time about 2 Hours 15 minutes. See I told you that you would not believe me. The current culture that I am writing about is Italian crime families. This one just happened to hit onto the Asian culture. I did 4 Billy Joel songs this week Mon - Thur all on the mob. If you would like to see another on Asian culture that I did recently stick this one in your browser and have a peak: Thank you for your kind comments and I'll try to keep you in mind. You can be sure that I will be doing more on Asian culture since I too have an interest in the Far East as you will learn from the parody I plugged at you.
littleCupCakes - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Sir Guy de MoanParody, I saw the movie BeoWulf with winsome Ray WinStone ! He was a welcome sight for my T-Day celebration! You might prefer Angelina, as she was dipped in gold! A very ungulating Angie! Perhaps the British < Knights of Parody > can identify Sir WinStone's accent??? Is he from Ireland or DownUdder?

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