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Song Parodies -> "With Her Golden Ware"

Original Song Title:

"Sister Golden Hair"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"With Her Golden Ware"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Well she's tied and naked one day,
'Cause her john made this request,
And she so excites a fun day,
As she lays there all undressed.
But work's steady who could fault her,
What comes due is fee for time,
With this woman you could surely spend some dimes.

Well, she'll sleep with or without you,
With her golden ware in-thighed,
And she just gives her all out to;
You can see it in her guys.
She is no whore who's despondent,
And for you who's hard she's kind,
It's a pleasant scene that leaves her men half blind.

She's so sweet the way she fiddles;
She's discreet and debonair,
She so loves to play and diddle,
If it's rough she'll take a dare,
And she never fakes it; she just likes playin', if you can take it

Well, I'm thinkin' some about you;
With your golden ware I'll ride,
I would so like take a shot to,
How you'd make the timber rise.
I'd be so sure pure respondent,
You're a true blue tart; a find.
And it would be keen if you and me make time.

Will you play for me your fiddle?
Will my feet be light as air?
Will you love me as we diddle?
In the buff how would we fare?
So let's get naked, I don't mind payin', I just can't shake it...

Doo wop doo wop

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Mark Scotti - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL!!!! What a nice, sweet, bouncy little OS to tie into this subject! $555 for the wares!!!
Guy - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark - Yeah and how she's described in this parody, she'd be worth every cent. They just don't make 'em like they' used to. Not that I would ever solicit ones services mind you. I'm just the guy who writes 'em. Thanks.
Timmy1000 - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice little take on a bit of America-na.
Guy - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Timmy1K - Hey it's still a free enterprise system. Thanks, Timmy.
AFW - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Saucy, sexy, and well rhymed...my kind of song
LadyBounce - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, The ~ Lord oBouncer ~ this is cute write as it jungles along ! The tune itself is quite funny, using your words oParody, Sir !
Guy - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Farce - I believe you - you have done your share of these themes. Thanks.

M'Lady - Twas but a lark that I dwelt upon for a whilst. Thou art kind to bestow such lavish comment. My thanks to M'Lady.
Max Power - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Where's Spitzer when you need him? $555
Guy - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Max - Spitzer? we don't need no stinkin' Spitzer... Thanks for treading and commenting.
Andria - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I'd never even think about entering the field of prostitution, but I can see how people want to squeeze every cent they can out of the oldest trade on earth, whether or not it is legal in their particular jurisdiction. I enjoyed your parody, and I will give you 5s for it.
Christie Marie M - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Sweet parody, Guy! Loved the adult humor in the song! Reminds me of those Harlequin romance novels I used to read. As a matter of fact, I still read them once in awhile. Take some Golden 555's!!
Fiddlegirl's Attorney - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
You, sir, have got some 'splainin' to do! ;)
blackjack21 - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment

Hilarious Guy, I laughed my wares off. 555 golden fiddles.

LOL @ Fiddlegirl! I thought that might, uh...come up.
Guy - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Andria - The world's oldest profession does not need to sound crass and dirty. I tried to keep it light. Glad you approve. The melody of the OS lends itself to this idea. Thanks.

Christie Marie - Can't say that I have ever had the pleasure of reading a Harlequin, but if you are comparing my parody to those novels then I will take that as a huge complement. On a lighter note there was a sleaze bag motel near a small town that I once lived in called the Harlot Inn and there was a dive bar next to it called the Mosey Inn. We used to say, yeah, Mosey In and stagger out. Thanks for the read and the accolades.

Fiddlegirl's Attorney - And what? Should I say violin instead? I just knew she'd sue me for using that word. I'll gladly do the 'splainin' as long as it doesn't cost me anything. =;-) Not that I'm saying that I should be charged for services - er I mean lawyer's fees and court costs. So please let me slide - it was an honest faux pas - I was actually, really and truly looking for words that rhymed with little and middle. You see when writing parody one must find words that not only rhyme but actually make sense to the reader. I was using Rhymezone.com and the words just popped onto my screen. I was caught in the moment that I actually found rhyming words that made sense. I really wish I could change the names to protect the guilty, namely me. It was after submitting the parody that I realized how this would look. By then it was too late to fix the Em bare ass ment. Do I have the right to remain silent? If so I'll hire a mime because I don't trust lawyers.

A♠ J♠ - please don't give her and her attorney any more ideas - I'm in enough trouble. It would
Guy - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
A♠ J♠ - please don't give her and her attorney any more ideas - I'm in enough trouble. It would seem that they got me in a J♦ Q♠ J♦ Q♠.

Blackjack - your comment from me back was truncated - That is the second time this has happend to me today. Sorry.
blackjack21's People@Fiddlegirl's Attorney - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
My client would like to post a parody/tribute about aforementioned Fiddlegirl tomorrow at approximately 10:00am EST. (or whenever Chucky G gets around to it) We would like to secure your permission for said parody/tribute to be posted on said date/time. Please respond to said comments post-haste. Regards, Winkin, Blinkin & Nod, Gurneys at Jaw, BSA
adagio - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Cute and sexy, Guy and of course, it paced excellently. Nice to sing to...lol...not too out loud. 5's
Guy - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat - All the ladies seem to have liked this one today. I guess I wrote it well. Thanks.
John Barry - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Solid gold, Guy.
Guy - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you. Sir John.

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