LOL!!!! What a nice, sweet, bouncy little OS to tie into this subject! $555 for the wares!!!

Mark - Yeah and how she's described in this parody, she'd be worth every cent. They just don't make 'em like they' used to. Not that I would ever solicit ones services mind you. I'm just the guy who writes 'em. Thanks.

Nice little take on a bit of America-na.

Timmy1K - Hey it's still a free enterprise system. Thanks, Timmy.

Saucy, sexy, and well rhymed...my kind of song

Sir Guy, The ~ Lord oBouncer ~ this is cute write as it jungles along ! The tune itself is quite funny, using your words oParody, Sir !

Farce - I believe you - you have done your share of these themes. Thanks.

M'Lady - Twas but a lark that I dwelt upon for a whilst. Thou art kind to bestow such lavish comment. My thanks to M'Lady.

Where's Spitzer when you need him? $555

Max - Spitzer? we don't need no stinkin' Spitzer... Thanks for treading and commenting.

I'd never even think about entering the field of prostitution, but I can see how people want to squeeze every cent they can out of the oldest trade on earth, whether or not it is legal in their particular jurisdiction. I enjoyed your parody, and I will give you 5s for it.

Sweet parody, Guy! Loved the adult humor in the song! Reminds me of those Harlequin romance novels I used to read. As a matter of fact, I still read them once in awhile. Take some Golden 555's!!

You, sir, have got some 'splainin' to do! ;)

Hilarious Guy, I laughed my wares off. 555 golden fiddles.

LOL @ Fiddlegirl! I thought that might, uh...come up.

Andria - The world's oldest profession does not need to sound crass and dirty. I tried to keep it light. Glad you approve. The melody of the OS lends itself to this idea. Thanks.

Christie Marie - Can't say that I have ever had the pleasure of reading a Harlequin, but if you are comparing my parody to those novels then I will take that as a huge complement. On a lighter note there was a sleaze bag motel near a small town that I once lived in called the Harlot Inn and there was a dive bar next to it called the Mosey Inn. We used to say, yeah, Mosey In and stagger out. Thanks for the read and the accolades.

Fiddlegirl's Attorney - And what? Should I say violin instead? I just knew she'd sue me for using that word. I'll gladly do the 'splainin' as long as it doesn't cost me anything. =;-) Not that I'm saying that I should be charged for services - er I mean lawyer's fees and court costs. So please let me slide - it was an honest faux pas - I was actually, really and truly looking for words that rhymed with little and middle. You see when writing parody one must find words that not only rhyme but actually make sense to the reader. I was using Rhymezone.com and the words just popped onto my screen. I was caught in the moment that I actually found rhyming words that made sense. I really wish I could change the names to protect the guilty, namely me. It was after submitting the parody that I realized how this would look. By then it was too late to fix the Em bare ass ment. Do I have the right to remain silent? If so I'll hire a mime because I don't trust lawyers.

A♠ J♠ - please don't give her and her attorney any more ideas - I'm in enough trouble. It would

A♠ J♠ - please don't give her and her attorney any more ideas - I'm in enough trouble. It would seem that they got me in a J♦ Q♠ J♦ Q♠.

Blackjack - your comment from me back was truncated - That is the second time this has happend to me today. Sorry.

My client would like to post a parody/tribute about aforementioned Fiddlegirl tomorrow at approximately 10:00am EST. (or whenever Chucky G gets around to it) We would like to secure your permission for said parody/tribute to be posted on said date/time. Please respond to said comments post-haste. Regards, Winkin, Blinkin & Nod, Gurneys at Jaw, BSA

Cute and sexy, Guy and of course, it paced excellently. Nice to sing to...lol...not too out loud. 5's

Thanks Pat - All the ladies seem to have liked this one today. I guess I wrote it well. Thanks.

Solid gold, Guy.

Thank you. Sir John.