Song Parodies -> Goo Buy Yerrow Chick Ho

Original Song Title:

"Good Bye Yellow Road"

Original Performer:

Elton John

  
Parody Song Title:

"Goo Buy Yerrow Chick Ho"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

For a Youtube lsiten to Elton John's "Goodbye yellow brick road, click HERE

You buy me Coke and rum round? moe
When you speak Mama-san?
Everyone likey my charm,
You have a missus in you home land?

Me hope you can hol' it you licka,
You G.I. be kin' to Sue.
I like be pleasant, tell you flen's no gropin',
Those boys too young, to be drinkin' dat booze.

ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh
ahh, ahh, ahh

Me goo buy yerrow chick ho,
Madam Dong is plopliety Tao.
Pay one Glant, prease fo' da lenthouse,
We go and stay dare a while.

Be it short whiling, I'm fond of her goods,
Grunting in horny whacked throws,
Still firmly denied a future bride,
A john with yerrow chick ho.

ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh
ahh, ahh, ahh

What do you think that they'll do then,
When once we all get on the plane.
You will see lots of trouble with drama so chronic,
With no one on the street again.

The Navy won't send no replacements,
The Army will spread them around.
Mongels will slave them for pennies,
Drifting on boat lifts pursue better ground.

ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh
ahh, ahh, ahh

She goo buy yerrow chick ho,
No more bucks of prosperity now.
One room flats from a penthouse

But now it's crawling with pimps in the hood,
Making them whorey crack scores.
Oh, they'll mindly deny your cultured lives,
You'll stay a yellow chick whore.

ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh
ohh ohh ohh

They learn to live a new style.
So good bye yellow chick ho,
As the jocks of bureaucracy scowl.
You won't take Grants for your penthouse,
'Cause it's no longer there now.

But now it's crawling with pimps in the hood,
Making them whorey crack scores.
Oh, they'll mindly deny your cultured lives,
You'll stay a yellow chick whore.

ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh
ohh ohh ohh

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alvin - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
me love this long time...five dollah
Stan Hall - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Story seem moah rike Puccini an' Buttafry, noah Erton John, but I give prenty 5 faw song. :-)
LittleCupCakes - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, ~ Le Roi au Lustie Parody ~ this sounds too real in the ~ Silicon Valley ~ ! For the ~Days of Jeremiah~ will soon be upon us. And they will turn those ~Amber waves of Grain~ to Rice Fields on the plains . . .
Kristof Robertson - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
So un-PC, it should have a picture of Andrew Dice Clay posted beside it. Still, wonderfully, salaciously funny. 555
John Jenkins - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent substitutions, particularly the one for "Hunting the horny back toad."

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