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Song Parodies -> "Whoopie Ding Dong"

Original Song Title:

"Silly Love Songs"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney And Wings

Parody Song Title:

"Whoopie Ding Dong"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Poor old Peg Bundy just can't get enough of whoopie ding dong,
Then Al looks around him and he says, "say it ain't so".
So Peggy wants to fill her world with whoopie ding dong,
Al won't go for that,
He yells, Oh no! Peg want's to rock again.
Don't want to, don't want to,
Don't want to, don't want to...

Al's never game, so you can't blame Peggy, she'll beg and plea,
Al may do his chore, even without Peggy,
So quick is he,
Not long with that,
But Peggy knows she's got her little friend.
Don't want to, don't want to...

Al comes in less than a minute,
Peg doesn't get to come at all.
She only knows that she can get it,
She's got her willie, loves her wet willie, She has a steely dan* ball.

Now that Al is through she got her loved one,
Now that Al is through she got her loved one,
Now that Al is through she got her loved one,
(Don't want to)
Now that Al is through she got her loved one,
(Don't want to)

Don't want to, don't want to,
Don't want to, don't want to...
(Al's never game, so you can't blame Peggy, she'll beg and plea)
Don't want to, don't want to...
(Al may do his chore, even without Peggy)
Now that Al is through she got her loved one,
(Al's never game, so you can't blame Peggy, she'll beg and plea)
Now that Al is through she got her loved one,
(Al may do his chore, even without Peggy)
Now that Al is through she got her loved one,
(Al's never game, so you can't blame Peggy, she'll beg and plea)
Now that Al is through she got her loved one,
(Al may do his chore, even without Peggy)

Poor old Peg Bundy just can't get enough of whoopie ding dong,
Then Al looks around him and he says, "say it ain't so".
So Peggy wants to fill her world with whoopie ding dong,
Al won't go for that...
* http://members.aol.com/danomalley/steelydan/

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Johnny D - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha-HA!! I love it!
Royce Miller - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny and well written
alvin rhodes - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with...5s
Agrimorfee - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Title alone makes me giggle. 545.
John Barry - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I like the Peggy/beg and plea wordplea. . .play.
Adagio - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha ha...poor Peg! The title got me too. :D 5's
Al Bundy - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
"Women also have the right to org*sm, it they make it in time!"
Dee Range - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, you know your Bundys. Felt like I was in the bedroom watchin' Peg beg, and Al beg off....High 5's
Adagio - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
That comment sure sounds like some Al Bundy would chauvinisticly oink-oink say.
Diva - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
It's Guy. Nice to see your back!
I'll check in with you all, now that my computer is working. I've been very busy with my business due to Hurricaine Charley.
Meriadoc - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
What sex ban? Hee hee.

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