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Song Parodies -> "Yikes How I've Fattened!"

Original Song Title:

"Nights In White Satin (extended version)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"Yikes How I've Fattened!"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Yes this is the extended version OS - the parody is even more "extended"...

Yikes, how I've fattened!
Sticking out's my rear end,
Better start quittin',
Eating oh so of-ten.

Booty as big as this,
Cannot eyes ignore?
Just how so huge is,
Gotta buy me new drawers.

'Cause thereof you, I must lug you,
Oh, there's enough you.

Grazing at table,
On lamb and ham.
Food that I'm mowing through,
Makes can über grand.

Slim fast they tell me,
Will reduce and suspend.
Trust it will come to be,
I'll still see more rear end.

I've enough you, I must snuff you,
Must get above you.

--------Instrumental Interlude--------

Bites, how I've fattened,
My increasing rear end.
Chair where I'm sittin',
Now is leaning, legs bend.

Booty too big to miss,
It's got size galore.
I've no excuses,
Can it grow anymore?

Food, I'd love to, yes I'd love to,
Oh how I'd love to...

Eat enough to, yes enough to,
How I stuff you...

--------Instrumental Prelude to Concluding Poetry--------

(Spoken Poetry)

Food keep,
From gathering moon.
Eat light grade,
Partake of prune.
Fat sittered people,
Cook fat, high content.
Another day's juices,
Fanny it's sent.

Big ass-end blubber,
Rests on your bum.
Boney man fries with lard,
And gains none.
Another hiccups,
And sucks down his yum.
Seems more double chins,
Dished them more junk.

Fat larded orb,
That drools his bites.
He chews the blubber,
Eats all night.
What's he weigh, no
Fellow light,
So you decide
Which food's right,
And which could cause occlusion.

--------Instrumental Conclude--------

CLANG!

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Christie Marie M - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Fat's a laugh, Guy! My parents were trying to talk me out of losing weight so I don't have trouble shopping for clothes in the mall. I would shout "Yikes" when I've realized how much weight I've gained while weighing myself! Now I'm starting to work out and eat moderately so I don't get obese. I may have gained weight, but I'm not exactly fat. I can't seem to go on a diet. I'm usually a compulsive eater. Well, great "extended" parody, Guy! It gained 555 lbs!
adagio - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Guy, that was extra funny!! :) And I'm glad that you included the extended part. It's hard for me to ignore the words when I write to this.You don't, since they don't mention 'fat' in there. :) 5's
Old Man Ribber - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
One big fat funny parody...as usual! ;D
DJ Blaze - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
IS this the sequel to "Now Don't Mess With Pounds Get Slim", which was the first parody of yours I ever commented? Either way, big fat 5s on this one.
Fiddlegirl - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
You're not fat-- you're fluffy! ;)
Patrick - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I never liked the original song. Rather morbid sounding. But your parody fits the melody so perfectly and with meaning. A Masterpiece! (which in Kansas City is the name of a popular barbecue sauce).
Andria - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody. My story with my weight is very much more like Christie's than like in the parody, but I am still inching ever closer to 200 pounds thanks to my addiction to Jolt Cola in the aerosol-style resealable 24-ounce cans.
TJC - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, it's the Pillsbury Proseboy! Great title/lyrics/all'-round-stuff, Guy--
metaphorsbwithu - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, I learned what an occlusion is. Takin' the wide ride down route 555. *lol*
AFW - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Fat is where it's at..thin is in..and this parody is very G. (G. meaning good)
blackjack21 - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Reads great, very filling.
Timmy1000 - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Love the Moody's and this parody was hysterically funny. Great lines in Fat Sittered People and Boney Man Fries Lard and Gains none - nah, the whole poetry part was LOL. Great one, Guy. I just sang and recited this one and imagining the Moody's doing this was even funnier.
alvin - September 20, 2009 - Report this comment
matched the lamentful tone of the OS well quite well...especially liked "gotta buy me new drawers"
Silver Power - October 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Obesity can be a funny subject, sometimes, and I think you nailed it! 555.
Chris Frederick - October 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM - A bit repetitive in focusing on butt size in particular, perhaps, but funny overall and has excellent pacing. Also, the parody of the poetry at the end is a really nice touch.
Mark Scotti - October 13, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM 555 pounds of jollies in this classic!!!
Peter Andersson - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
They did some weird s*** in the 60s and 70s (literally too I've heard) so I'll just say that though TOS is hardly phat IMHO at least the parody is.
Glen S - October 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Your wordplay skillz with soundalikes are unwaveringly excellent, Guy. Good to see you still doing your thing.
Jeff Reuben - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM-Well done, the food parodies never get old. Good choice of OS too.
Max Power - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah
bobpiecheese - October 31, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I dunno, this one didn't click with me. Maybe it's because overweight parodies aren't that original these days. Maybe it's the clunky grammar scattered throughout the parody. Maybe I'm just weird. Who knows?
Phil Alexander - October 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Thought I'd commented on this one already.. I must be omitting to hit "send" a lot these days. Hugely enjoyable, Guy.
Matthias - October 31, 2009 - Report this comment
I was never a big Moody Blues fan their music always kinda bored me (their later stuff just naseuated me because it was too much bubblegum pop: "I know you're out there somewhere" for example) but this parody wasn't too shabby....
Arwen - November 01, 2009 - Report this comment
A BIG horror story for Halloween, huh? Nice work, Guy...
Johnny D - November 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Always enjoy a good Moody Blues parody! Well done, Guy.

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