-> "Black Water Whacked"
Original Song Title:
"Smack Water Jack" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Black Water Whacked"
Got black water whacked,
Is just not no fun.
You see the gas and crude,
And the dribbled desolation.
They just a-let it all run loose,
And there's the stink of oil juice,
They couldn't be no more obtuse,
So we're brought down in devastation.
You can't talk to a man,
When the yacht fun is at hand. (Yacht Fun)
The big rig so deep,
Is now out of order.
With sludge thick as lard loose drums,
Soon impound the water.
Now from the Gulf states south,
To the Mississippi mouth.
Got to try, un-blot the tide,
To clean up, and treat,
For our lives on the water! (Oh no - oh oh no)
You can't walk on the sand,
From Keys to the Rio Grande.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
The amount that needs captured,
Can't be soped with paper,
We should go and tank that black right now,
And ebb the waders.
You know now feeble are the seas,
BP brought us to our knees,
Just plug that hole, 'cause there be nary a pier,
That you'd fish for hake there.
You can't dock on or tan,
With that blot spun in the sand,
That blot spun in the sand. (Black water smacked, yeah)
Black water whacked is just not fun.
Yeah, black water smacked is just not fun.
Oh, black water jacked, yeah. (ohhh we spot and blot, scum)
Talkin' 'bout black water smacked, now. (Oooooooooh)
Talkin' 'bout jacked and it's not fun.
Talkin' 'bout smacked.
Talkin' 'bout jacked.
Black water smacked, yeah.
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