Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Nintendo"

Original Song Title:

"Fernando"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Nintendo"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I've succumbed to my Nintendo,
Don't remember that old slow game box Atari quite like this.
Are you wired right, Nintendo?
Hear you humming on the shelf I'm mostly bumming from our spar.
And I fear you broke my thumbs.
I'm down you broke my balls I'm numbing out bizarre.

Feel's like a poser innuendo,
Played for hours, rested minutes as it played me penally.
I've been played by my Nintendo!
I was dumb and full of grief at one and prepared to deny.
Just a stupid game, okay?
It snores for fun can't stand another dose, good bye!

It was nothing like too fair a fight.
This system bites, get bento.
Beat my hiney there for all to see.
You're history, Nintendo.
Thought that everytime I tried I'd lose.
I'm so upset,
I could not play that lame again.
I'm past the end, suspendo.

I could not play that lame again.
I'm past the end, suspendo.

You've seen your last day, Nintendo.
Now wince with fear you see this here assualt rifle in my hand.
You wear out my thumbs, Nintendo.
You don't still enthral, this rifle sight be crossed at my command.
I can see the pieces fly.
I vowed I would get peace and freedom, you're so canned.

It was nothing like too fair a fight.
This system bites, get bento.
Beat my hiney there for all to see.
You're history, Nintendo.
Thought that everytime I tried I'd lose.
I'm so upset,
And I could not play that lame again.
I'm past the end, suspendo.

It was nothing like too fair a fight.
This system bites, get bento.
Beat my hiney there for all to see.
You're history, Nintendo.
Thought that everytime I tried I'd lose.
I'm so upset,
I could not play that lame again.
I'm past the end, suspendo.

And I could not play that lame again.
I'm past the end, suspendo.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Pat - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Loooooved it! Still got the song in my head. :D Good job on it all!
Diva - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Suspendo! , that was ( Rolf ) Nice to see you take a little break from politics. Great Job 5, 5, 5
Wild Man - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Atari- wow you brought back some memories ! Good Job, Guy Man
Spaff.com - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I've wanted to do a parody of Fernando but couldn't come up with the right substitution. Nintendo is perfect. Good job, Guy.
Johnny D - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Great work here, Guy, excellent. 555
I wish I was Bob Geldof - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Damn good Parody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy - November 30, 2012 - Report this comment
@I wish I was Bob Geldof - Thanks for reading and commenting.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/abba31.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 906