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Song Parodies -> "Hair Grow (Ask My Daughter She Knows)"

Original Song Title:

"Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)"

Original Performer:

Edison Lighthouse

Parody Song Title:

"Hair Grow (Ask My Daughter She Knows)"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Haircuts cost some money,
My hair was lookin' funny,
My hair did really bother me.
Because hair grows, got this barber I knows,
And my daughter goes with me.

My little daughter daisy,
She said my hair's all crazy,
Would you fix it please for me?
Because hair grows, got this barber I knows,
And my daughter goes with me.

She said a snack right now would be fine,
'Cause she wanted to dine,
So we stopped on the way
She got herself a taco hard shell,
Just like at Taco Bell
And a twinkie that day.

Barber said hey fellow,
I'll make your hair real mellow,
I'll clip your hair so painlessly.
Because hair grows, and this here barber knows,
The proper haircut for me.

He's cuttin' and he's partin' a line,
And that daughter of mine,
Watches him cut away,
She finished with her taco hard shell,
Twinkie she likes real well,
She is munching away.

Hey there little bella,
I'd just like to tell ya,
You'll get hair on your twinkie,
She says I knows, where those hairs gonna grows,
And someday I'll have boobies.

Fadeout:

Hair's not growin' where he dug up my skin,
He tore out a chunk of me.

Splashed on English leather, hope you now feel better,
He tore out a chunk of me.

Hair's not growin' where he dug up my skin,
He tore out a chunk of me.

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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2nz - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but that's a very honest girl you've got there. Rhyme scheme is spot on, which i's pretty much a given with your parodies.
Adagio - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing is on target and it's a funny story. 5's
Jack Wilson - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job Guy! 555
Paul Robinson - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, that was a neat parody, parted in just the right place, UNTIL, OUCH! Better keep that gash covered with 5's until it heals...
Jan Unwin - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Love those old jokes turned into a parodies. 555
Paul Robinson - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, just looked in and thought maybe I forgot to vote, you got 4 people saying "5"'s but only 3 sets of "fives". I checked, wasn't me.
Jan Unwin - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I think it was me, because though I already commented, it looks like I forgot to vote.
Johnny D - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute stuff, dude! 5's
Crack-Head Bob - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm liking this one! Straight-Up 5's!

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