-> "Crown Faerie"
Original Song Title:
"Proud Mary"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Crown Faerie"
The Lyrics
Ran into this guy in the city
This big old redneck with road kill breath
And I never lost a minute of leapin'
Hurryin' up my butt outta dog breath's way
Hit so hard by bad breath
Thought I'd starve to my death
Rollin'
Rollin'
Rollin' and a starvin'
Should a cleaned his teeth in Memphis
Went to Dr. Pain down in New Orleans
But he never saw a good slide of a molar
Tried to yank his teeth with a tool'n die machine
Hit so hard by bad breath
Thought I'd roll to my death
Starvin'
Starvin'
Starvin' and a rollin'
Hope they don't damage his liver
Yanking on his teeth with no seditive
They don't have to hurry 'cause this just ain't funny
Redneck from the city's got no more teeth to give
He'll get lots of money
From tooth faerie honey
Pullin'
Pullin'
Pullin' and a yankin'
Pullin'
Pullin'
Pullin' and a yankin'
Pullin'
Pullin'
Pullin' and a yankin'
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