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Song Parodies -> "Mennonite"

Original Song Title:

"Hey, Tonight"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Pennsylvania is known as "The Quaker State". That was always a mark of pride when I was a resident of that state. Now will it forever be tarnished after the Quakers and Mennonites "honored" that Iranian maniac with an Iftar dinner? The Quakers and Mennonites must have "toys in the attic" if they think that making nice to terrorists will somehow miraculously pacify them. They are not even savvy enough to understand that Ahmadinejad answers to his pimp, the Ayatollah Ali Hoseyni Khāmene’i and is simply a mouthpiece that has no teeth. With that said I'm in their face with this parody.

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Why you so polite?
Tasty dishes fryin',
Shii-ii-iite - Sunni-i-ite.

Like Saddam,
Pimped by Ayatollah.
In-vi-i-ite - in-ci-i-ite

What you gettin' from the scriptures,
Watch Tow-er?
Sunnis with their Shiit' religion,
Iftar [1] "prom".

Din-ner's on,
Eatin' with the Hun.
Contri-i-ite - not qui-i-ite.

(Funda-mental Instrumental)

Shoulda hung him from the rafters,
Not eat chow.
Know he's hatin' your religion,
Played you pawns.

Eatin' with Shiite,
Sunni see ya dyin',
Sem-i-ites - they spi-i-te,
Bull Shi-i-ite - Suni-i-ite.

[1] iftar (plural iftars)

(Islam) the evening meal (of dates) that breaks each day's fast during Ramadan Nowadays iftars are more of social gatherings, where people congregate to eat, talk and often gossip.

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adagio - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Haven't they caught on yet? Since they are fueled with hate, fuel should have been on the menu.

Good parody! : )
alvin - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
wow...they deserve the bashing you gave them
Max Power - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
About time this is written. Don't forget the so-called "curse" involving the Philly sports team as well. It's a long story but all you have to do is look up "Curse of William Penn" on google, maybe that's why the Philly sports fans are bitter, maybe even more so than the Red Sox fans.

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