Song Parodies -> Stomp The Petal
| Original Song Title: | "Come Together" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Stomp The Petal" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
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Sneaky... Sneaky... Sneaky... Sneaky...
Here come that fat cop, he come sneakin' up slowly,
He keep two-two eyeball, on his rolling radar.
He got FLIR, [1] so, at night can see,
Catch him the law broker, then he put on the squeeze.
Speedy... Speedy... Speedy... Speedy...
He don't take too kind, you got, fuzz jam radar,
Won't no money linger, he loot, your payola.
He say "fast go you, you pay fee",
One thing he will tell you is "you won't get by me".
Stomp the petal, no how, you'll go free.
Pay me... Pay me... Pay me... Pay me...
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Want drag reduction, he catch, haulin' ass dude,
He go, to the night court, where they, fine all crackers.
He keep street, down, below high speed,
Keep each out of harm there, he keeps still behind trees.
Stomp the petal, and how, do you plead?
Plead me... Plead me...
RIGHT!
He rolls his cruiser; don't give, any warnings,
Calls his, buddy Walter, they be doughnut swillers.
They eat one plus one plus one times three,
Pay no one for cooking when the doughnuts are free.
Stretch the girdle, éclairs and pastry.
Munchie... Munchie... Munchie... Munchie...
Stomp the petal, yeah... Stomp the petal yeah...
Stomp the petal, yeah... Stomp the petal yeah...
Stomp the petal, yeeah... Stomp the petal, yeeeeah....
Stomp the petal, yeeeeah... Stomp the petal, yeah... Stomp the petal... yeah...
[1] FLIR: Forward Looking InfraRed More about FLIR click HERE
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Guy, thia IS amusing, funny and I love the halting language that you captured.
Well, you know it's one of my favorites to do too! : ) 5's
Well, you know it's one of my favorites to do too! : ) 5's
nice twisting of the original nonsensical lyrics...especially liked "fuzz jam radar"
I like what you've done with this late 60s song, Guy. Clever selection of words. I give this a 5,5,5!
Pat - Just a little fun poking at the road warrior law enforcment guys. Been watching a bit too much world's wildest police chase videos on the TV. Thanks.
Alvin - I like being twisted with lyrics. Thanks buddy.
PP - Thanks for the weigh-in - Cops and Doughnuts - like Wimpy and hamburgers.
Alvin - I like being twisted with lyrics. Thanks buddy.
PP - Thanks for the weigh-in - Cops and Doughnuts - like Wimpy and hamburgers.
Crackers - hee hee.
5 redlights for this one.
Great job here Guy. Lots of great wordplay and fun.
"fine all crackers" jumped out at me.
"fine all crackers" jumped out at me.
Sir Guy, ~Lord o'Radar~ I grant thee the ~ CABO-One ~ award for zaniness! It's a modern day ~ Car 54 Where Are You? ~ It cabos . . . It wabos . . .It tickles, Sir! . . . "He rolls his cruiser, he don't give no warnings"!
Stompin' good time. I've always been confused: is the expression "put the metal to the pedal" or the "pedal to the metal"? I cna't drive 555, but you do.
Merry - Yeah - Crackers - kinda like "Redneck" if you catch the drift ovah eah. Thanks for your comment.
Tim - Hmmm - red lights - now what can I do with that? Thanks buddy.
Invisaboy - I nearly passed on the use of the word "crackers" but I couldn't think of anything that was more suited so I went for it. Now I'm glad I did as several of you liked the ref. Thanksl
M"Lady - Indeed! A promotion to the royal high post of Lord-O-Radar.! It has been my wish since being the wee lad that I attain this goal. My gratitude is only surpassed by your charm dear lady. My greatest gratitude.
Agri - What can I say - you busted me on spelling even though I ran this through the spell checker the word "petal" I think belongs to the floral group where "pedal" belongs to the floor-al group Spelling is not my strong suit but I'm glad you enjoyed it just the same. Thanks!.
Tim - Hmmm - red lights - now what can I do with that? Thanks buddy.
Invisaboy - I nearly passed on the use of the word "crackers" but I couldn't think of anything that was more suited so I went for it. Now I'm glad I did as several of you liked the ref. Thanksl
M"Lady - Indeed! A promotion to the royal high post of Lord-O-Radar.! It has been my wish since being the wee lad that I attain this goal. My gratitude is only surpassed by your charm dear lady. My greatest gratitude.
Agri - What can I say - you busted me on spelling even though I ran this through the spell checker the word "petal" I think belongs to the floral group where "pedal" belongs to the floor-al group Spelling is not my strong suit but I'm glad you enjoyed it just the same. Thanks!.
Some really great cop spoofing here..
Great stuff Guy! Funny.
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