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Song Parodies -> "Necromancer"

Original Song Title:

"Tiny Dancer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Necromancer"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Boo scene shady, a grave fresh spady, scream-fest headless man,
Dr Hyde, violent, vile, so scary a plastic hand.
Halloweeners, those trick or treaters, witches and gob-lin,
His craft so grim-my, Yahweh's myth-y, necromancer of the damned.

Jesus freaks him off his feet,
Making trinkets for his god.
He's a quack, it's to laugh,
The tarot cards will drive you mad.

The necro man, he likes to scan,
Round the crematorium,
Looking on, and when they're gone,
To work he goes on cold and numb.

But oh, how he feels the zeal,
Try and draw the spirit near.
"Spirit tu, why don't you hear me"?
He is so crafty, holy.

You're a loser necromancer,
Headless horsemen on the highway,
Lay this down, you know you're sinnin',
Satan's a busy boy today.

Boo scene shady, a grave fresh spady, scream-fest headless man,
Dr Hyde, violent, vile, so scary a plastic hand.
Halloweeners, those trick or treaters, witches and gob-lin,
His craft so grim-my, Yahweh's myth-y, necromancer of the damned.

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.5

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Jack Wilson - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great! 555! I love Elton John and I love the original and this parody! This is awesome! BTW are you doing a mniseries of Tiny Dancer parodies like ya did one "One"?
Guy - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I was thinking about it. Next one was going to be about Ashley Simpson on how she can't dance and the SML SNAFU until they did it in a skit last night. \O/ Thanks, Jack.
John Barry - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Superbly spooky, Guy.
AFW - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good...Like a screen play for an old Boris Karloff movie
Stuart McArthur - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
nice one Guy - "a grave fresh spady" has a nice feel to it - 555
alvin rhodes - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
reeks of creepiness...many great lines...perfect for halloween...5s
Guy - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all for looking in on this one. Halloween is the second most dread day of the year for me. I avoided parody last year on this subject but decided to write about my feelings on the subject this year. Thank you all again for the indulgence.
Johnny D - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Woo-OOOOO-OOO-ooo!
Kristof Robertson - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Absolutely GHASTLY..in the nicest possible way. 555
MasonR - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice sonic similarities to the original in the chorus. So c'mon in and take either M&Ms or Milky Way...oh, it's over? Good. In that case, I give you 555!
Adagio - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Really good job, Guy. 5's
2nz - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice poetry, Guy. I particularly enjoyed 'Headless horsemen on the highway'

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