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Song Parodies -> "I Hurled Up On Some Grape Wine"

Original Song Title:

"I Heard It Through The Grapevine"

Original Performer:

Gladys Knight and The Pips

Parody Song Title:

"I Hurled Up On Some Grape Wine"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Ooh - I bought some Thunderbird grape brew,
Baby, baby, baby, this is not that Nun that's blue. [Now]
I never hurled up on brew before,
Between a few of those hurls I stopped to hurl some more.
Did not homogenize, hey no way,
When I downed spout yesterday.

Don't ya know that I hurled up on some grape wine?
What a gonger, kicked my be-hind.
Don't ya know that I hurted from this grape wine?
It's all about, all about, all about, all about, this booze unkind.
Oh yes, it is, oh yes, it is, oh yes, it is.

Barfin' up on all over me.

Boy now I can't look at no beers or wine,
Baby, baby these beers I can't hold inside.
Lost my lunch and most my sanity,
It's not so much my lunch you see.
I could not hold back this ralph,
Cause I threw up on myself.

Intent on throwin' up this grape wine,
What a gonger, kicked my be-hind,
Oh I'm hurtin', yes I'm hurtin' (hurled up all this grape wine)
It's all about, all about, all about, all about, this booze unkind.
Oh yes, it is, oh yes, it is, oh yes, it is.

Oh-o-o-o-o, oh!
Oh, I gotta hurl,
Oh, hurl,
Just gotta let me hurl,
Oh, oh, oh,
I gotta hurl, oh, oh, oh.

Say ain't heaved half of what you see,
Oh no, why did I drink that beer.
Baby, but I can't help it when I'm boozed,
It's this brew please maybe, just a want some cheer,
Oh-h-h, once again these chunks I blow,
For another hurl up on the floor.
Don't ya know that I hurled up on some grape wine?
What a gonger, kicked my be-hind.
Don't ya know that I hurled up, yes I hurled up...

[Fade]

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 15

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Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Descriptions were a bit too graphic for me, but this is well-paced and cleverly worded with some good hints at the original. 5-4-5.
Johnny D - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Guy - - - over-the-top exaggerated humor with an underlying "sobering" message!
John Barry - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Hurlarious, Guy!
Airfarcewon - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
A lot of good gags in this!
Dee Range - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Great nose, good body, and legs. You hurled up another winner, Guy. 5 5 5
Stuart McArthur - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Gladys' nightmare - the pits! I've had encounters like these - 555 Guy
alvin rhodes - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
i can relate..too much cheap wine as a teenager means i can't enjoy the finest wines today...5s
Adagio - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Guy. Made me want to get out of the way of your hurl! :D Keep down these 5's.
Jack Wilson - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This is awesome! 555! But isnt the original by Marvin Gaye?
Guy - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Jack - Actually Marvin Gaye released his in 1969, this version was released in 1967. Check www.webfitz.com - do a google search on "webfitz heard it through the grapevine". It will pull them both up and then check the dates in the URL that each goes to. Based on this I think this could be the original.
Jack Wilson - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Really? Thats cool! Ill check that out and gte back to ya

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