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Song Parodies -> "Blood Sweeat And Tears"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless the Child"

Original Performer:

Don't Mess The Dog

Parody Song Title:

"Blood Sweeat And Tears"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Dog that's got won't let,
Dog's with not get chews.
If it's table scrap, they may still refuse.
Big dog gets half, small dog gets half,
But don't mess the dog what's got his bone.
What's got his bone.

And there will be war,
If a canine strayed,
Boney sockets from a chuck roast cut blade,
'Cuz big dog gets half, small dog gets half,
But don't mess the dog what's got his bone.
What's got his bone.

Though you're dog be mangy, your home he'll defend,
And he may bark and roar,
When away you've gone, and he is tied and penned,
You think he's watchin' your door, wo, wo.
Though your Dalmatian will chew,
Your fav'rite shoes and such,
He can't help himself,
But his bone don't touch.
Big dog gets half, small dog gets half,
But don't mess the dog what's got his bone.
What's got his bone.

Though you're dog be mangy, your home he'll defend,
And he may bark and roar,
When away you've gone, and he is tied and penned,
You think he's watchin' your door, wo, wo.
Though your Dalmatian will chew,
Your fav'rite shoes and such,
He can't help himself,
But his bone don't touch.
Big dog gets half, small dog gets half,
But he'll get riled if'in,
Your hand you lay, upon his bone.
Dog's act wild, when they have a bone, yeah.

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Jack Wilson - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, great job! 5's
Rick D - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This is what happens when you submit so many with that fat finger, eh Guy? A little confusing.
Adagio - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe...I wondered for a while too! Good parody! 5's
alvin rhodes - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
love it....my dog loves me but he will take my hand off if i mess with any of his food...5s

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