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Song Parodies -> "Testa Dude"

Original Song Title:

"Waterloo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Testa Dude"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta made me an offer in a comment yesterday that I cannot refuse. I hope this is to his liking or this may be my last parody ever. Father Guido if you are out there somewhere I may need last rights. Heading to confession right now before it's too late.
Wise guy, That 'testa dude - Napolitano contender, [1]
Oh yeah, and he can net more subsidy despite his simpleton ways.
There's Tony (2-Times) there with Ralph,
Who's always repeating himself.

Testa dude - Have you deleted, you start a war,
Testa dude - Tomas (No-Luck) dude Spat-a-fore,
Testa dude - Spat's in poor shape 'cause of what he knew,
Testa dude - Get in his face you'll wear cement shoes.
Wo oh oh oh Testa dude - Kissin' a face means you say adieu.

Wise guy, He went and had him whacked now he's no longer,
Oh yeah, Avows regimes that owes finance he puttin' on the bite.
An offer they'd never refuse,
A deal they can spin if they choose.

Testa dude - Need him repeat it, yell ever more,
Testa dude - Tomas (No-Luck) dude is nevermore.
Testa dude - Got in a scrape when his front got blew,
Testa dude - Got in his face and he got his due.

Wo oh oh oh testa-doo.
Kissin' a face means you say adieu.

An offer they'd never refuse,
A deal they can spin if they choose.

Testa dude - Feet get concreted - accounts off shore,
Testa dude - Honest I'm loyah I so implore.
Wo oh oh oh Testa dude - Get in a scrape I can count on you,
Wo oh oh oh Testa dude - Holding my fate - what I'm gonna do,
Wo oh oh oh Testa dude - Bring no disgracing to 'testa doo.

Wo oh oh oh Testa dude
oh oh oh What a testa-dude
Wo oh oh oh Testa dude
oh oh oh What a testa-dude

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[1] Testa Dude or Testa Doo Italian short slang from Testa Dura meaning (Testa - Head) & (Dura - Hard) or hard-head

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alvin - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
testariffic...hope ya don't get iced
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey-e ovah 'eah. I didend tink dat Tunz guy could pull dis ting off. Hiz tribude is onnerable long az id iz not me dat he iz callin a testadoo. Hez sly an' krafty like dat bud I git ware id iz dat hez comin' from. He will liv fer a whilst yet. Ennyone seen him taday? No dout dat he iz sumwares in da vacinidy uv fawdder Sarducci. Wez wone be given him enny smootches on da cheek taday. 2-LOUD Outta 'eah.
John Barry - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Molto buono, moltl giocoso, molto allegro, molto vivace, molto brio.
AFW - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
This will surely withstand the Testa time..
Guy - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Don B. - It was my pleasure to present you with this modest tribute. I am honored that you find it appealing. My never-ending devotion and loyalty.

alvin - I'm still here - went to confession and hid out all day for nothing. I snuck into a public library and used their computers to go online and when I saw Don Bs comment I figured that I wasn't going to sleep with the fishes so I hi-tailed it home.
John - You are surely full of Moltos today. Gratzi
AFW - Yea and I was preparing my last will and TESTAment today. I left all my parodies to Don B. Thanks for reading and commenting.

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