Song Parodies -> It's In His Wrist
| Original Song Title: | "Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)" |
| Original Performer: | Betty Everett |
| Parody Song Title: | "It's In His Wrist" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
Is he funny, I wanna know,
How can I tell if he's a ho-mo?
(Is he into guys), you know, Adam and Steve?
(Is he into guys), don't know, I can't conceive.
If you wanna know if he's a ho-mo,
It's in his wrist, (that's where it is, oh yeah)
(Is there a telltale trace), you'll know, just check his arm,
(Does he wear panty lace), can't go, he'll get alarmed.
If you wanna know if he's a ho-mo,
It's in his wrist, (that's where it is)
Oh oh, it's in his wrist, (that's where it is)
Oh oh oh, sissies in squeezed on tights,
Ain't always the way these guys go-oh-oh-oh-oh.
If he loves him a her or his,
Tell by his limp wrist.
(How 'bout the way he acts) Oh no, that's not the way,
There's just no missin' it to tell he's gay.
If you wanna know if he's a ho-mo,
It's in his wrist, (that's where it is)
Oh yeah, it's in his wrist, (that's where it is)
Oh oh oh, sissies in squeezed on tights,
Ain't always the way these guys go-oh-oh-oh-oh.
If he loves him a her or his,
Check for that limp wrist.
(How 'bout the way he acts) Oh no, that's not the way,
There's just no missin' it to tell he's gay.
If you wanna know if he's a ho-mo,
It's in his wrist, (that's where it is)
Oh yeah, it's in his wrist, (that's where it is)
Oh oh, it's in his wrist, (that's where it is)
How can I tell if he's a ho-mo?
(Is he into guys), you know, Adam and Steve?
(Is he into guys), don't know, I can't conceive.
If you wanna know if he's a ho-mo,
It's in his wrist, (that's where it is, oh yeah)
(Is there a telltale trace), you'll know, just check his arm,
(Does he wear panty lace), can't go, he'll get alarmed.
If you wanna know if he's a ho-mo,
It's in his wrist, (that's where it is)
Oh oh, it's in his wrist, (that's where it is)
Oh oh oh, sissies in squeezed on tights,
Ain't always the way these guys go-oh-oh-oh-oh.
If he loves him a her or his,
Tell by his limp wrist.
(How 'bout the way he acts) Oh no, that's not the way,
There's just no missin' it to tell he's gay.
If you wanna know if he's a ho-mo,
It's in his wrist, (that's where it is)
Oh yeah, it's in his wrist, (that's where it is)
Oh oh oh, sissies in squeezed on tights,
Ain't always the way these guys go-oh-oh-oh-oh.
If he loves him a her or his,
Check for that limp wrist.
(How 'bout the way he acts) Oh no, that's not the way,
There's just no missin' it to tell he's gay.
If you wanna know if he's a ho-mo,
It's in his wrist, (that's where it is)
Oh yeah, it's in his wrist, (that's where it is)
Oh oh, it's in his wrist, (that's where it is)
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He he 5's
ARRGH! That Guy DiRito has discovered my CUNNING PLAN to turn ALL straight men into limp-wristed carpal-tunnel mouse-clicking GIRLY MEN!
funny...5's...
Carson Kressley does nothing for Guy... not because Guy's not gay, but because Guy's beyond Carson's help.
what a great idea Guy - very funny - 555
love the original...love the mutation...5s
This song is clever. However, I think it's an interesting phenomenon in our society whereby jokes about homosexuals are considered light-hearted and funny, whereas if, say, someone were to write this song parody about African Americans and have the chorus say, "If you want to know/ If he fits the status quo,/ He'll order ribs (Barbecued ribs!)", the author would be considered a perpetuator of a horrible stereotype against a special group. However, Jeff Foxworhty saying "You just might be a redneck if you consider a family reunion a great time to meet babes" is considered hilarious.
Here we go again with the homophobic crap
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