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Song Parodies -> "She's One Special Hewmon You See"

Original Song Title:

"She's Always A Woman To Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"She's One Special Hewmon You See"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Ferengi (ROA) Rule of Acquistion number 113: Always have sex with the boss.
That Dabo's got style, she shows off her thighs,
And she's got a cute face for which you would die.
If she only turned wheels, just like Vanna she'd be,
She's just a bit wild, 'cause she's one special hewmon you see.

My lobes she so loved, she can oh so relieve you,
And to tell you the truth, was the best I'd received.
And she never forgets ROA one one three,
Her oomox is wild, and she knows ways to so humor me.

Ohhh,,, she's got lobes like an elf,
It's the way that she flaunts, puts my lobes in a bind.
Ohhh... how she cleans my ears out,
She gives ear with her chin, she's so blowin' my mind.

She can service your lobes every bit you are needin',
'Til you're mindlessly into your ear wax secretin'.
Hope your heart don't arrest, from an ear job OD.
So why play with yourself when this hewmon can so set you free.

Ohhh,,, she's got lobes like an elf,
It's the way that she flaunts, puts my lobes in a bind.
Ohhh... how she cleans my ears out,
She gives ear with her chin, she's so blowin' my mind.

She's freakin' my mind and her oomog's so cool,
It's the way that she pleases, she makes my lobes drool.
And she's got me addicted to auditory.
When my ears start to blue she knows just what to do.
'Cause she knows ways to so humor me.

Ohhh,,, she's got lobes like an elf,
It's the way that she flaunts, puts my lobes in a bind.
Ohhh... how she cleans my ears out,
She gives ear with her chin, she's so blowin' my mind.

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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mac - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, you are pretty creative at getting around the ban on sex parodies, 5's.
Birgitta - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Lobes like an elf! Ear with her chin! I'm dyin' here....lol! Guy-I sooo hope to see this at the top.It's unbelievable.Hahaha : ) (you know I'm givin' ya 5's)
Paul W. - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
So clever it needs no commentary. 5 chins up
Spock - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This has an eerie logic about it, but it is still quite irregular.
Adagio - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Wonder why someone gave you low scores for funny? It was really funny. dribble..hehe 5's
Johnny D - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
555 bars of gold-pressed latinum for you, hewmon!
Rick D - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I wonder what it means when I saw the word "Hewmon" I knew what this was going to be about. Very scary. Also funny.
Meriadoc - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Although I have never watched an episode of Star Trek in my entire life, I was able to pick up on enough to know this was quite funny! :-D
Jack Wilson - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! 5's!
Guy - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you all who enjoyed this. I love doing Star Trek stuff and the Ferengi seem to be on the top of the list for cannon fodder.
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Im gonna show this one to my muse. She only whispers in the ear. :-) 555 of course.
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Im gonna show this one to my muse. She only whispers in the ear. :-) 555 of course.
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my previous 555 vote.
Adagio - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM Restored vote
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(SCI-FI)Extra-terrestrial aural sex? Took a while to work out as I'm not a Trekkie, but when I did work it out, I really worked it out! This parody should win a Golden Lobe!
Phil Alexander - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
A couple of real LOL moments in this one - really super stuff, Guy :-)
Johnny D - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(Sci-Fi/Fantasy) See above.
MysteryGoat - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but it's Star Trek, how can you not love it!
Jeff Reuben - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good! I'm not a die-hard Trekkie, but I watch enough to know what a Ferengi is
Paul Robinson - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
(Sci-Fi) Guy, this was superb! You've got a good ear for this stuff. 5's...
2nz - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Not much of a Trekker, but this was still an excellent read. Even someone who knows none o'them big words you used can appreciate the fine job you did 'hearing' around the sensor.
martha - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
ingenious! very clever parody! 555
AMIRIGHT SCI-FI/FANTASY PARODY CONTEST - GOLD MEDAL - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
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Michael Pacholek - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Far be it for me to be one of those nitpicking Trekkies who needs to get a life, but... "She's got lobes like an elf"? Then she'd have pointed ears. That would make her either Vulcan or Romulan. For either to become a Dabo girl would be highly illogical. Other than that, you get 5 bars of gold-pressed latinum.

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