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Song Parodies -> "Morons Are Dealing"

Original Song Title:

"More Than A Feeling"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Boston

Parody Song Title:

"Morons Are Dealing"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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He woke up one morning and he wrote a song,
He can't read music but that's OK.
New songs he hears with the radio on,
He does surmise, might have wrote that, HEY!

When morons are dealing, (Morons are dealing) you should steer
yourself long on out the way, (Morons are dealing)
So dumb they are seeming (Dumb they are seeming)
They like be Kazakhstan's Borat's ways,
Get clear of Kazakhstan's Borat walk 'way.

If toast always lands butter-side down,
And falling cats on their feet they light.
This moron strapped toast on cat's back around,
Which way will cat run when you toss in flight?

Like moron's depth ceiling, (Moron's depth ceiling) He butters the cat
then throws it astray. (Moron's depth ceiling)
So dumb they are seeming (Dumb they are seeming)
They like be Kazakhstan's Borat's ways,
Get clear when Kazakhstan's Borat talk, hey.

Now he's wired and thinking bold,
A way to make money, fax it away.
A chain letter list and away you go,
Just fax a buck then just wait for pay.
Just wait for pay. Just wait for pay!

When morons are dealing, (Morons are dealing) you should steer
yourself long on out the way, (Morons are dealing)
So dumb they are seeming (Dumb they are seeming)
They like be Kazakhstan's Borat's ways,
Get clear of Kazakhstan's Borat walk 'way.

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alvin - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
never a shortage of morons to be sure...love the cat / toast bit
Laurie Alexander - December 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome, Guy! I also loved the cat-toast bit.
Murphy - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
One of my laws say hat buttered toast if dropped will always and without exception land butterside down. Then God made cats to nearly always land on their feet, so if you strap buttered toast on a cats back and toss him skyward how will he land? Who knows?. I think that I would just butter the cat and toss him upwards about two feet.

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