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Song Parodies -> "Tutti Frutti, Beenie Weenies And Some Bowls Of Hot Linguine"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Tutti Frutti, Beenie Weenies And Some Bowls Of Hot Linguine"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Why you should never go grocery shopping when you are hungry.
A box of hash browns from old Betty Crocker,
He was as hungry as he could be.
He was a shopping at that old Food Locker,
He wants to eat everything that he sees.
One, two, three, four, buy it out the whole damn store.

He bought some tutti frutti, beenie weenies and some bowls of hot linguine,
And some meat he could serve on a tray,
Some tutti frutti, beenie weenies and some bowls of hot linguine,
Some chicken stock for some soup of the day,
Two, three, four, they got munchies here galore.

He wants to raid everything he is scopin',
Pigs in a blanket are good for sure.
And there's some T-bones he's sure to be ropin',
And so he bought bundled up three or four.
Two, three, four, buy it out the whole damn store.

He bought some tutti frutti, beenie weenies and some bowls of hot linguine,
And some meat he could serve on a tray,
Some tutti frutti, beenie weenies and some bowls of hot linguine,
Some chicken stock for some soup of the day,
Two, three, four, they got munchies here galore.

Now he's so afraid he bought more than he oughter,
With that meat he can make lots of stew.
So tell the butcher to order more slaughter,
Better call out that restocking crew.
Two, three, four, buy it out the whole damn store.

He bought some tutti frutti, beenie weenies and some bowls of hot linguine,
And some meat he could serve on a tray,
Some tutti frutti, beenie weenies and some bowls of hot linguine,
Some chicken stock for some soup of the day,
Betty Crocker, pigs in blanket,
And some franks and beans and more,
Then score some barley water,
Now it's time to leave the store.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Jack Wilson - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Greatness, Guy!
Laurence Dunne - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, I agree, this was good
Phil Alexander - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Two, four, six, eight - tell the people what you ate...
Johnny D - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Whoahhh, awesome munchies, dude ...... 555 mg of Zantac.
John Jenkins - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Great title, delicious parody.
... - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
great job, guy!
Suzie Cream Cheese - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with all the above commenters
Adagio - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Now I have a hunger headache...need all the above food...plus some! 5's
Jonathan C. - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody, but how about more free samples at the store?!:D
Paul Robinson - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, uhhh...like....uhhh....Phat!!!...as those there kids say now-a-days(do they still say that or is that last decade's word now?)...But in case you're still hungry I'll feed you three more five's to try and fill you up. Just don't want to be near when you start passing gas from this parody.
Guy - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul - Thanks but not to worry my other parody today is the one about gas, but it doesn't seem to be doing too well. Maybe the original song is not all that well known as it is over 40 years old.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/guymitchell0.shtml

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And thanks to Jonathan, Pat( Adagio) , Suzie, Ellipsis, JJ. JD, Phil, Laurence and Jack for your votes and comments. It is appreciated.
nally - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job; you get a perfect score from me.
Mr. X - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Ditto on nally's comment.

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