-> "Sneakin' Booze"
Original Song Title:
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
I visit A.A.
Judge's remanding plan.
My scrape must be paid,
Or freedom they'll countermand.
Jim Beam spike only yesterday,
Eyes glazed, glued and glassed.
For liquor I drool,
My nerves are on edge, they scream.
Want gusto and zeal,
My next drink I plot and scheme.
Seems useless for me to try,
Catch me dis the judge; good-bye.
But it's Miller time,
I'm ready to schlosh some dime wine.
I've learned to slurp while all alone,
And I can't force down a meal.
Rot gut whisky; drank it down,
Drove fried behind the wheel.
Won't take the blame for the sinners in the world,
But it is so lame how I choose.
A piña colada drunk I tied,
Not me sneakin' booze. (sneakin' booze)
Close onto last call,
A victim of circumstance.
You lookin' at me?
Was thrown to the wide expanse.
Out through the door I go they shove,
The cops were unkind,
I stagger half blind.
The cops acted hyper,
They drove me down urban streets.
No luck and no winnin',
Languish in drunk cell suite.
I lay there all numb dumb-found,
Covered from the dirt on ground,
In jail I was thrown,
It's nothing like home sweet home.
I learned to work the jail house phone,
And to a bondsman appeal.
Drank not whisky all night long,
So jonesin' bad I feel.
They're all the same all the dinners in this world,
And this food's so lame, what I chews.
So changed panorama this prison ride,
Back on freakin' booze. (freakin' booze)
(Sax Dominated Instrumental Interlude)
I'm such a sight,
Not an upstanding man.
Got wine in the bag,
On back like a roach, can't stand.
I'm fried as a sot, I'm gone,
Boo me when I stay too long.
Another, hit me,
Get drunk as I want to be.
Judge tells his clerk, the facts have shown,
A.A. must now I deal.
No more whisky, wine and song,
Get high, there's no appeal.
We're all the same, all us sinners in the world,
And I went insane and did lose,
The jail panorama, I'm back inside,
Caught me sneakin' booze. (sneakin' booze)
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