Song Parodies -> Penis 'n' Uranus
| Original Song Title: | "Venus - Aquarius (Let the Sun Shine In)" |
| Original Performer: | Shocking Blue - The Fifth Dimension |
| Parody Song Title: | "Penis 'n' Uranus" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
This is a parody about two star crossed planets. I think. At least it started out that way.
[Penis]
Ain't nothin' gonna make 'em stop,
Butts burnin' like a red hot flame.
They jump it my booty it's sore,
And penis is to blame.
I fought it, butt baby they got it.
Well, 'cause of penis, butt's on fire,
As they perspire.
They're rippin' into entrails dry,
Trying every can to ram,
Back door's ignite because,
No lubricant they had.
I fought it, butt baby they got it.
Well, 'cause of penis, butt's on fire,
As they perspire.
[In Uranus]
When your moon is in correction house,
Your poopiter will bear some scars,
You'll think they're digging granite,
It's love behind the bars.
You won't be yawning when they rage up in Uranus,
Rage up in Uranus,
In Uranus,
In Uranus.
Hemorrhoidy you're not withstanding,
Injury from thrust a pounding.
Lose your manhood to perversions,
Golden showery incursions,
Cystic blistered concentrations,
Caused by lack of lubrications.
In Uranus,
In Uranus.
When your moon is in correction house,
Your poopiter will bear some scars,
You'll think they're digging granite,
It's love behind the bars.
You won't be yawning when they rage up in Uranus,
Rage up in Uranus,
In Uranus,
In Uranus,
In Uranus,
In Uranus.
[instrumental and tempo shift]
In your behind, in your behind-end, your behind-end,
In your behind, in your behind-end, your behind-end,
In your behind, in your behind-end, your behind-end.
Oh, let 'em grind, c'mon,
'Cause everybody just plays along,
With those behind men,
Hopin' it won't smart, back up in your hind end.
Squeezin' a coney footlong hotdog.
Here's just hopin' it won't smart, back up in your hind end.
So don't you feel like you've been mistreated,
'Cause your friends' turnin' gay,
Just hope it don't smart, back up in your hind end.
[Fade Out]
Ain't nothin' gonna make 'em stop,
Butts burnin' like a red hot flame.
They jump it my booty it's sore,
And penis is to blame.
I fought it, butt baby they got it.
Well, 'cause of penis, butt's on fire,
As they perspire.
They're rippin' into entrails dry,
Trying every can to ram,
Back door's ignite because,
No lubricant they had.
I fought it, butt baby they got it.
Well, 'cause of penis, butt's on fire,
As they perspire.
[In Uranus]
When your moon is in correction house,
Your poopiter will bear some scars,
You'll think they're digging granite,
It's love behind the bars.
You won't be yawning when they rage up in Uranus,
Rage up in Uranus,
In Uranus,
In Uranus.
Hemorrhoidy you're not withstanding,
Injury from thrust a pounding.
Lose your manhood to perversions,
Golden showery incursions,
Cystic blistered concentrations,
Caused by lack of lubrications.
In Uranus,
In Uranus.
When your moon is in correction house,
Your poopiter will bear some scars,
You'll think they're digging granite,
It's love behind the bars.
You won't be yawning when they rage up in Uranus,
Rage up in Uranus,
In Uranus,
In Uranus,
In Uranus,
In Uranus.
[instrumental and tempo shift]
In your behind, in your behind-end, your behind-end,
In your behind, in your behind-end, your behind-end,
In your behind, in your behind-end, your behind-end.
Oh, let 'em grind, c'mon,
'Cause everybody just plays along,
With those behind men,
Hopin' it won't smart, back up in your hind end.
Squeezin' a coney footlong hotdog.
Here's just hopin' it won't smart, back up in your hind end.
So don't you feel like you've been mistreated,
'Cause your friends' turnin' gay,
Just hope it don't smart, back up in your hind end.
[Fade Out]
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LOL! This, Guy, is awesome! This is the dawning of the fives I will vote for this!
LOL, Guy! 5's
Guy, this one's a mASSterpiece that will go down in the ANALS of Amiright RECTALinear parody history. You've really out-done yourself here, Guy - after this, what parodies are there left to write about "Jailhouse Rock", eh? 555 !
Johnny check your PMs at the board
Thanks Jack, Pat and JD. JD, you inspired this when I read your parody yesterday and the comments. I immediately went to work on this after I read it. Just happy to contribute to the anals of amiright's butt of all jokes topic of the week and thanks to Spaff and Robert Lund for inspiring this. I thought a double parody was in order to propel the Uranus legacy toward other avenues of exploratory inspections.. Hope to see more of these parodies on Uranus.
I will have two Uranus parodies One being Uranus Is a Wonderland Uranus ( Starry Flights) to Summer Nights from Grease LOL
Looking forward to those, Jack.
Thanks! And tomorrow , or Mon depends on when Chucky posts the new parodies, I will have three new parodies
Hahahaha good one, all 5ers!!! Wonder how this one got past the censorship as it's about bumsex???
Geesh! And WE had trouble getting "Marge and Tina" past the censors? :-O A true touch of "genius" altho' "precarious"...
Thanks Troy and Merry - Check out the google ads.
Guy gets away with it, Merry, because he also panders to the "Christian" "right." But then, as Mel Brooks said, "The only real sin is not being funny."
Uranus is a dark and forbidding place. But since we cannot resist its allure, it is best to approach Uranus with extreme caution.
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