I am Muslim, Holy War,
And so my Allah I adore.
It's Jihad until the death I will defend.
Even 'fore the day's of Moor,
All our women wear chador.
There's no better faith I know than my Islam.

Oh yes, cows I prize,
I am born and born again.
I have come back more than twice.
Life is just an endless chain.
I am Hindu,
Hins do enlightening,
Our Iskcon, (Iskcon)
Aren't Hare' Kissable (kissable)
They are virgin.

I pretend that life's not fakey,
I'm on solid ground but shaky.
Can't determine I believe I have a soul.
I am not a go a-long-er,
I could even be more wronger.
I'm not deep in my conviction of my goal.

Do your penance, sin no more,
Say Hail Mary's three or four.
My novena such I pray it to Amen.
Did I hear them call B-4?
There's a bingo on the floor.
When I sin I can confess then sin again.

I am Druid, notch them no,
Leave that stand alone to grow.
Making shed or making barns of wood we ban.
Please don't kill that elm tree, whoa.
Get along now, go, go go!
Thou wood knot take no lumber, understand?

We are Morman how we'd score,
We'd number three wives maybe four.
But the law done changed and put this to an end.
Wish it was just like before,
So now we've found that life's a bore.
And that's why we're down when saying hey Amen.

And yes, kung fu guys,
And that wise one Kwai Chang Caine,
On his head a price,
The Shaolin priest that maims,
Kickin' ass too,
He is the kung fu-king,
Think he's Hmong (Hmong)
He beats up imbeciles, (imbeciles)
He is Buddahist.

I am Wiccan bold and true,
Hocus pocus no voodoo.
And I spread for good my charms and talisman.
I don't play with diablo,
That's the wrong, wrong way to go.
It's for our goddess mother earth we stand.

I am Madalyn, I am dead,
I was hacked my parts were spread.
My belief was such in God could not pretend.
Once you're dead you are no more,
But I'll never know for sure.
Since there ain't no after-life to comprehend.

We are human,
We are convinible,
We belong.

We are human,
We are convinible,
We belong.
We are human.