Original Song Title:
"Sweet Hitch-Hiker" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Want dinin' fried prawns this Friday, throwin' down some country fried,
Gladly will he pay you Tuesday, he'd adore a hamburger fine.
Greasy fried attractions, stands along the road.
Like Sea Isle fare? Bella Taco there.
Benihana®, Mr. Chicken®, Baker's Square®.
Goes good at Sonic® with some onion rings.
Sweet, rich and fired,
What you bite can make your pants turn green.
Putin stew's for consumption, fryin' Greece in Turkey brown.
Notion in' a weakened fueler unction, not feint he's wholly roaster Hungary bound.
He serves filet on China, he's all that Russian wry.
When they start rollin' down munchin' fuel fast.
Feed the junta, flatus stinkin', cans of gas.
Adds to the music out their greasy rings.
Tweets out their sphincter,
When they bite off that fast cuisine.
------ Guitar Riff ------
Hunger Busters, Longhorns®, Fridays®, some the fattest fryin' food contrived.
Wandrin' for a fast food hide'way, might they get a Poor Boy with side?
No consumption bidein', gorged their thighs so wide.
What they throwin' down, lubein' goo fats,
Marinara, quick buzz drinkin', cancered rats.
Fast food makin' manic, all that greasy thing.
Treats of desire.
Take a ride down to Dairy Queen®
No one eats organic down at Easy's® scene.
Hone your sides eat some fresh cut greens.
Rooster grill fryer,
Flame cooked, baked juice-ic of some beefy lean.
Meat sin-ged charred fire,
Don't 'que hide on no gas machine.
------ FADE ------
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