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Song Parodies -> "Hammered With Raid"

Original Song Title:

"Amber Cascades"

Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"Hammered With Raid"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Hammered by RaidĀ®, all over I spray,
They're all crocked and lookin' shell shocked,
Every one feels dismayed.
Doubled in two, hurts from the brew,
Beaten up, one yells "Incoming, hide!
From the dew".

They fall in the can and drown in the water,
They're clocked as you fan you're stock full of slaughter, they're
through-ough-ough-ough

Thermite grenades, laid right maintains,
Kills and undo's a rat festered condo,
When deployed they maim.
Stunners for shrews, rattles the crew,
Then it's time for a hunter's deer gun.
Or use of your geekery to:

So burn all the pests and bugs that do bother,
And kill all the rest, let lie in their rotter, subdued.

(Instrumental)

Don't call on the man with the OrkinĀ® blue collar,
Just go your own plan and save some a dollar, for you,
Do for you.


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alvin - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
i almost feel sad for the little fellas after reading this....luckily all the bugs around my place are crickets....they sing to me at night
Stan Hall - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
My favorite bugs have never been roaches, but then my favorite roaches have never been bugs. :-) 5's for your buggy song and a couple interesting reads to suggest
"Kockroach," by Tyler Knox, combines a decent neo-noir with an interesting inversion of Kafka's "Metamorphosis"; and
"Rats: Observations ...," by Robert Sulllivan, an informal and semi-scholarly "study" of rattus norvegicus' as ultimately indomiitable city sharer with rarely-welcoming bipeds.
:-)
littleBugCakes - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
great piece!! We have crickets here, too! Grasshoppers, and small 'red ants'.
AFW - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
The Terminator would say, "Ah'll be bock"..but, with the Ex-Terminator they won't be bock...unique tale, here
Jason - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent!
John Barry - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
You get a raiting of 5s.
Guy - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - Ah yes - Crickets - Known here in the Lonestar as singing roaches. Thanks.

Stan - Unless the rat's name is Ben. Thanks, I'll try to ref those reads may be some good parody fodder within them or not. Thanks.

MiLady we have very small red ants here. Otherwise known as fire ants and they bite like hell. not to mention killer bees, scorpions which I have been stung by, every poisionous snake indigenous to N. America and a whole host of other unsavories of God's creations. Sometimes I think we should change the name of the state from the "Lonestar" to the "Varment".

AFW - Yeah and it's varment season again, right around the corner. Damn pests better look out 'cause Guy is going to be on the rampage for them. Fire Ants beware, I got a new magnifying glass for Christmas. Jason - Thanks.

JB - Thanks buddy.
LittleBugsCakes - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, are you going to do what I think you'll do with your new magnifying glass? As a child I burned 'pill bugs' that way . . . It was interesting ,but had a bad smell, and the suffering it caused those tiny creatures!
Guy - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
M'Lady - No, I'd never be that mean. I'm going to use it to determine what sex they are before I off them so I can keep accurate extermination records. Of course not M'Lady, I would never make to suffer one of God's creations. NOT! Heh Heh...

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