-> "Nuke Kid Around"
Original Song Title:
"New Kid In Town"
Parody Song Title:
"Nuke Kid Around"
They mock with deceit; these clowns are mass killers,
Nuke detonations, even though they've botched a few.
Weasels compete they brawl, scheme and snow you,
Evened up old trends beat you 'til you're black and blue.
Bomb free not likely, don’t nuke kid around,
Any money bluffs you? They won't set one down.
They spook with demise, so caustic wherein they prey,
Stopless fanatics, how do we defend?
But it's just their style, threat slingin' a bomb your way,
It's those reckless hordes that condescend.
Ornery innately, they're nukin' us down,
Holocaust snub Jews... They claim it's unfou-ou-oud.
By doing nothing, it just makes them bolder,
It's now fight or flight, start watching our borders,
No borders, here's new world order.
They talk of delete, the Jews they're not kind to,
They just wanna splatter nukes underground.
Can't pocket away, and soon rockets will find you,
They'll forever be threat to ‘til somebody's nukes 'em back down.
Don't act innately, don't with nukes kid around,
Anybody trust Kim? No way, he won't defer,
And he's gaining ground, oh my, my...
Of all nukes rid this clown,
He's another nuke kid unsound.
Oo-hoo, Ain't nobody stopping as they nuke kid around,
Oo-hoo, Ain't nobody mopping up the nuke kids unbound.
As they nuke kid around, anybody fear it?
When a nuke hits the ground, too late when you hear it.
If a nuke hits your town,
Will you nuke it outbound?
As they nuke kid around, ain't nobody stopping,
As they nuke kid around, better start the mopping.
As they nuke kid around,
Shut the nuke kids on down...
(Repeat & fade)
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