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Song Parodies -> "'Bout My Bladder & Me"

Original Song Title:

"It Don't Matter To Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"'Bout My Bladder & Me"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I've been in a real stupid mood all day and this song proves that point. I started my day with this song as I drove the expressways to work this morning and this along with my mood of stupity today has manifested this parody. Do I have some issues? Well, yeah, probably.
'Bout my bladder and me,
When I really feel that,
I need somewhere to go pee,
Don't wan' go out pitching on myself,
Hoping to find, blinds to go behind.

So when my bladder tells me,
If you take a wiz there son,
You better look see,
'Cause to tap penis is all you want,
So need to find place, for piece of mind.

Lotsa people have an ego hang-up,
Their place to pee can be only one.
How many times before have they tore up their bladder?
Holdin' on what should be passed.
Ain't nobody groovin' on to try to find out,
Where your pissing place was last.

It's just my adder you see,
If it's lurching springs forth rather real amber pee,
'Cause won't always be,
An empty flume waitin' for you,
A handy-mart to make your dew.
Wine must get outside,
'Cause it's this bladder makes pee,
If my adder you see...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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Johnny D - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant lines like "If it's lurching springs forth rather real amber pee", the hallmark of our Guy! 5-5-5 !
Adagio - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I like these lines...'Ain't nobody groovin' on to try to find out, Where your pissing place was last.' 5's
Michael Pacholek - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
You GO, Guy! Chuckle chuckle smirk smirk.
Guy - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny, Pat and Mike and the uncommented voters. I'd like to write more commentary but this coffee is going right through me this morning. Gotta go, gotta go gotta go gotta go.

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