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Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

It's time again for resolution,
Time to grow,
Try again to change his world.
The judge said pay some restitution,
Let him go,
Need to pay some by the third.
A little bit of bail reduction,
A slicky lawyer, he got him out.
Again kids are company, all night.
All night, all night.

The DA's wanting prosecution,
'Cause he's so,
Thinkin' oh, he's Peter Pan.
He'll put him in an institution,
With some bro,
Who'll wear out his sissy can.
Because he has money his mind's thinkin' he can skate,
Just ask that little boy's mother who's only eight.
Kids still are company, all night.
All night, all night.

He's hoping for some absolution,
He is so,
Freakin' out inside his head.
He's gonna get some retribution,
He said so,
He's sleepin' little boys in bed.
He thinks what he's doin' is really alright somehow,
He thinks he can fake this with everyone anyhow.
Don't you know, he'll never be contrite.
Contrite, Contrite.

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Adagio - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Yea...if's he's guilty, no absolution....freakin' fits! :D
Johnny D - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
What a gold mine of parody material this whole MJ travesty is turning out to be - and you dug up a 24 karat nugget here, Guy!
Michael Pacholek - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
"Michael Jackson's got more hit songs than I've got teeth, and I've got 'em all!" -- William Shatner. But he's got more parodies written about him on this site than he has hit songs of his own! And, as Billy Joel might say, "It shouldn't surprise you at all!"
AussieBullDog - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job Guy!

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