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Song Parodies -> "These Lies"

Original Song Title:

"These Eyes"

Original Performer:

The Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"These Lies"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Got golf?
These lies, try as I might, can't undo,
These irons, long won't hold on the green.

Keeps skirtin' the green, yeah,
I did this on all eighteen, so, I bogey, oh no.
I drove the ball off the tee, yeah,
How I stroked it, how I smoked it, oh no.

These lies, watched my swing, but forgot how to stand,
Greens hard, landed and lept in the sand.

I'm hittin' 'em mean, yeah,
But they won't ever hold green, no. no, no.
A hooked shot on thirteen, yeah
So I poked it, and I choked it, Wah

These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.

These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.

These lies, try as I might, can't undo,
These irons, these irons, long won't hold true, hold on the green.

These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.

These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.
These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.

These lies, are tryin',
These lies, can't play 'em from above,
Hope I'm never gonna see another one like I had on two.

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Paul Robinson - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, Guy, you didn't bogey this one. 5 birdies x 3 rounds = (-15) coming into the clubhouse.
Johnny D - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Guy. Sounds like you play a lot of golf!
Guy - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - Obviously not from the description of this game in this parody. Actually I grew up on the golf course. Haven't played much in recent years but still enjoy .the game. Thanks for reading my submission today.
Adagio - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Better late than never on votes and comments? A really good job here, Guy. I know the song, but not golf. 5's
alvin rhodes - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
swingin' little parody...5s

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