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Song Parodies -> "Bicarbian Pop Sody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bicarbian Pop Sody"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Credit for the idea for this song goes to Merry and Pippin's Pepsis, Cokes, RCs. Click link in the bottom comments for a view of their parody.
Coke is the real thing,
I don't like Fanta, see.
Bought a Di-et Rite,
Not like grape Nehi quality.
Canada Dry, hook up with some ice,
Hook up with some ice oo-wee.
I ordered a poor boy, it comes with an ice tea,
Grape Ne-hi, sub? said no,
Anyway this tea blows.
I want to hear the chatter of bub-bil-y

Soda, just chilled a can,
Capri-Sun should had instead,
But I'd rather this Big Red.
Soda, Slice goes good with rum,
But too much makes you drunk, you'll rue the day.
Soda, oo-oo-oo-ooh, if I drank Can-a-da Dry,
I'm sure they'd make some more for sure, tomorrow.
Cherry rum mixed with 'UN', drink diet it's un-fatter.

Carb'nate, refined ash gum,
Gum rubber, things you'll find,
In a can of lemon-lime.
Drink up ev'rybody, might rot you slow.
Guts'll heave all up inside from laced up juice.
Soda, oo-oo-oo-ooh, drink it when I'm dry,
No label lists, you've never been warned at all.

I drank a little amaretto in a can,
Jungle Juice, Jungle Juice, I can't stand the new mango.
Hyper Jolt, White Lightning,
The caffeine is exciting me.
(Gallon Faygo) Gallon Faygo
(Gallon Faygo) Gallon Faygo
(Gallon Faygo saves you more) at groc'ry store.
Like to eat poor boys, but not with icy tea,
It's just a poor boy, and I'm not that thirst-y
Give me a Sprite or a Diet Pepsi.
Pepper's plum, Red Faygo, not that lemon, no.
Vanilla! Coke is not good you know.
(Drink it no) Vanilla
Coke is not good you know.
(Drink it no) Vanilla
Coke is not good you know.
(Good you know) is not good you know,
(Good you know) is not good you know,
(Good you know) is not good you know,
(Good you know), Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh, Aquafina, Aquafina)
Aquafina, oh hell no
Some Bubble Up, for my revel, like to try some, please
Oh please, oh please

'Cause my drink I like foamy like Canada Dry,
It's a drink that is lovely and real cheap to buy.
So thirsty, I'm parched as can be, thirsty
My mouth's like a drought, some Cott's 'll be right as root beer.

Nothing tastes like water, tasteless as can be,
Nothing tastes like water,
Water's tasteless as it can be.

I still say ice-tea blows.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 25

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 2   1
 3   2
 4   2
 5   17

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Adagio - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent round-up of sodas, etc. 5's
Rick D - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Congrats for getting into the 600 club. We won't be alone in there for long.
alvin rhodes - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
this is brilliantly bubbly...not flat at all..many many great lines
Johnny D - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Bubbly Bohemian Bravo, Guy, I'll drink to that! And a toast to your entry into the 600 club, with The Highlander by your side.
AFW - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
If all these companies would oblige for the endorsements...You'd have a lifetime supply of beverages..high fives
Agrimorfee - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Surreal, sippin on my soda and enoying the sibilance.555
John Barry - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone. And thanks Merry and Pip for the idea.
Adagio - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Congratulations on 600, Guy!!
Guy - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Pat - thanks. Another 100 and I'll be up there with Pat Robertson and the 700 Club.
Stuart McArthur - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, you had me at "I don't like fanta, see" excellent work - 555
Meriadoc - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job Guy and thanks so much for the plug! :-)
Phil Alexander - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one, Guy... yes, I have heard of this song, strangely enough ;-)
Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
That was hilarious! Great job!
Below Average Dave - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good on this one also. . .another top notch parody. . .I particular like this line "Carb'nate, refined ash gum,"

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