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Song Parodies -> "Fart Ignited"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Peaches And Herb

Parody Song Title:

"Fart Ignited"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I've got some Bud Lights and it's nice outside,
Just thought that we could both take a horsey ride.
And I'm just so glad, to be such a lucky lad,
I brought candle light you know that can't be bad, hey, hey.

I had a rough day at the studio,
It's so romantic, I want you to know.
And my boss is such a jerk, he's way too much,
With candle light and Bud Light this is a nice touch, hey, hey.

Fart ignited, oh that was so rude,
Fart ignited that was really crude.
Why that fart got lit?
Would have been better to shit.
It was that candle lighted, caused that fart ignited, hey, hey.

Was just a tiny flash, it looked real small.
Bigger than life turned to a fire ball.
I like horses fine, just not the nuclear kind,
You just can't tell what's goin' on in their behind, hey, hey.

Was just a little flash, you look okay,
Wonder what they put in that horses hay?
As you convalesce, I'll try to clean up the mess,
Keep flame away from horses with gasy business, hey, hey.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Duck for cover, flame is shootin' out,
There's gas reacting out the south bound spout.
Lit up like day,
It covers the night,
It was so unexpected to see it ignite, hey, hey.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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Rick D - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know what this means, but I had a dream last night where I met you (been meeting a few of these loons lately) In the dream, you were 48, bald, played guitar lousy, and not once did we discuss farts.Then I woke up and was very glad to see the wife.
Laurence Dunne - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I think Guy is fascinated by this subject...555
Adagio - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Did you run out of human bean emmision? lol 5's
Johnny D - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Check out the ads on the upper right - "Fart Machine" - I kid you not! 555
Adagio - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm...that 'fart machine' would have made a nice Christmas gift..:D
Jack Wilson - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job gUy! 5's! And Johnny, LOL! I just noticed that ad
Guy - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all, Needless to say that Bud Light commercial that spotted on the Super Bowl was a real gas and I just couldn't resist the urge to gas another one off on you all. Tomorrow I promise another about the game highlighting the commercial and other game mammeries, er I mean memories..
Meriadoc - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I really hated the original song, so this was a nice take on it!

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