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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Bill Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Wedding Bell Blues"

Original Performer:

The Fifth Dimension

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Bill Blues"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Remember Mr. Bill on SNL?
Bill, oh no, oh no, you scream so shrill,
You were the star of live TV on Saturday.
Oh, look out for that anvil, really hope your're OK.
Sluggo hates Mr. Bill, always abusin',
He always makes you die Bill, your life must be gruelin'.
To Sluggo and Hands you gotta plea, poor old Spot'll be killed.

Oh no! you go, you scream so shrill,
And it's their choice to set you fire and raise some hell.
And they're never gonna treat your doggy well.
They were really just funnin' with that Zamboni,
That's when they sliced your dog up like pepperoni.
To Sluggo and Hands you gotta plea, poor old Spot'll be killed.

Oh no! you go, you scream so shrill,
Was that explosion blew you 'part into dog chow,
So Bill, you gotta keep on takin' whacks and pows.
Let's blow up Bill,
Hear him scream shrill,
Each week they bury you, Bill.
I got the Mr. Bill blues,
Please bury that Bill,
I got the Mr. Bill blues,
Bury that Bill.

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Jan Unwin - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I like this. 5-5-5
Adagio - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Guy! If it was a real dog, I wouldn't be able to stand the violence 'gainst the doggie. 5's
Johnny D - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, Mr. Bill, but Parody Judge Sluggo says Guy DiRito gets 5-5-5 for this parody!
Mr. Bill - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
"Look, Mr. Bill - Sluggo wants to help you give Fives to Guy DiRito." "No he's not, he's gonna be MEAN to me! Wait - Sluggo's got a buzz-saw! He's grabbing my hand!! He's gonna cut off five fing....OHHHH, NOOOOO!!!!!"
Diva - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought Mr. Bill was hillarious! He was an inanimate object.. wasn't he---AAARRRRGGGG!
Birgitta - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe..I say we squash him.. High-5('s)
Mr Hands - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Mr. Bill, is that a lump of modeling clay you have in your pocket or is that what's left of spot?
Adagio - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
eh là comme êtes vous?
Adam Moses - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
How'd you like MY IDEA!!! LoL. Jk
Michael Pacholek - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Guy, for not going the obvious way with this, that is, going after the real Mr. Bill, a/k/a The Last President... so far.
Guy - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooooo, don't tempt me.
Michael Pacholek - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Tempt you? Well, I do root for a hockey team called the Devils...
Adam Moses - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
GO DEVILS!!!!!!!!
Andrea Huckstep - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I remember I used to watch Mr. Bill on Fox Family when I was 13 years old (Now known today as ABC Family). Then Sluggo squished him. Maybe that's why I started watching Futurama later...

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