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Song Parodies -> "It's My Potty"

Original Song Title:

"It's My Party"

Original Performer:

Leslie Gore

Parody Song Title:

"It's My Potty"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I sat right here on my johnny 'til dawn,
Hoping I could pinch a dime.
But still I don't need that fan,
Nothing comes out my behind.

It's my potty and I'm tryin' real hard to,
Tryin' real hard to, tryin' realy hard to.
What I'm to do, if I can't take a poo?

I feel the bile advancing all night,
I knew that it might take a while.
When johnny's splashing for me,
Hope to make a big pile.

It's my potty and I'm tryin' real hard to,
Tryin' real hard to, tryin' realy hard to.
What I'm to do, if I can't take a poo?

I've been on johnny since quarter to four,
On the throne like some king.
There is no blood in my thighs,
Now my butt starts to sting.

It's my potty and I'm tryin' real hard to,
Tryin' real hard to, tryin' realy hard to.
What I'm to do, if I can't take a poo?

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Jack Wilson - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Bravo! All 5's :D
Joelle - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehe! 5 flushes for you!
Tim Hall - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Fifteen trees of brocolli equal 5 5 5
Jude Rodamer - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5 It's My Potty...whereas the title's been done before (a fantastic tale told by Mandel's Little Bobby) you...um......made it your own. Nicely done!
Mari D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, but ewwww! I hope that you're not sitting there all brokenhearted.
Johnny D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Master of The Toilet Blaster you be, arrrrrrrh matey, here be yer triple-5, now avast ye to the Poop-Deck !!
Guy - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I had to run some errands today and this song was playing on the radio on the way home. My wife thought I was crazy when I started singing my own lyrics to it. She did chuckle though. Thanks all for your votes and comments.
Adagio - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Flush, flush, flush went the potty!
Toot, toot, toot that's all 5's.
EWWWWW!!!!
Rick D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Aww. What did Johnnie do to deserve getting sat on?
Johnny D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
As Humphrey Bogart said in The African Queen, "Ughhh, get 'em off me!! Get 'em OFF ME!!"
Laurence Dunne - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, especially the first lines

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