The Lyrics
(SPOKEN)
All Hail for underwear tales, it is with the briefest snide and wear of leasure that I welcome you to sights of folks not quite all dressed up to the max. Let us pull some underwear as fruit of the loom® and others welcome you and proudly present this skinner.
She's undressed! she's undressed! saw her cervix throught her nest, [1]
Lie a napkin on your deck, Britney - Not quite inside that dress.
Le grande tour, Got lost your drawers? Why we cannot help observe.
Her displayed muff It's pornicious - Just like Eveie, she's a Mrs.
No G-string, not a chance - Where'd she leave her underpants?
All the squinters there are having an eye fest.
She don't withhold what men view, that's a glance of end view.
She's not dressed, See her nest, under-dressed!
Under-roos
Where are they?
Why it must be her wash day.
Saddam's pair of underwear, a pictionary brief display,[2]
The world shown under weared, get a blanket PLEASE don't share!
Fruit of loomy, are they Hanes'® things - or plain underwear type training?
Not a hoax, not a trick, just a fellow in his knicks.
With the all elastic waist, in the gazette,
Some say the pics were crass, they covered up his ass,
It was the less, he could dress, naked hiney make me stressed,
Under-dressed, Under-dressed, Under-dressed!
Under-dressed, Under-dressed! [3]
Cuba Gooding's undie test, he did say to Michael hey,
Thanks, by the way, these feel the best.
Jordan's stead with a group, does not hear and Cuba's duped.
Cuba yells another liner, got your undies on my hiner.
Now he's forked, ladies reel; What did Cuba just reveal?
Hey are these two guys both roomies who digress?
Now think you speak before, you talk about your drawers.
Just a test, who'd a guessed, now they're messed!
How's she dressed? How's she dressed? [4]
Nude she drives, cops want arrest.
Chasin' Ford, she's got it floored,
She's wearin' bare skin quite undressed.
She a flirt? She a sleaze?
Can she steer and do strip tease?
While the cops cars go bloo-bloo-ing
Looks like troubling's in the doing.
Cracked out whore, high on pot.
Dead end makes this girl get caught.
Preen her up! They want her clothed for thee arrest.
She fights them like a shrew, She gets a lump or two,
She's nude, get dressed,
She's undressed, She's not dressed, get her dressed!
Under-dressed, Under-dressed, Under-dressed!
Live in briefs he's surfing, [5]
Homer Simpson, we're observing.
On patrol for donut holes for munching on,
He will eat and graze; He gets a snootful...
Sullenly his junk food craze is gone,
His rear seems it's busting,
Eating in his briefs disgusting.
Gained an extra size, his pants he over-fills,
Heard say he ate three dozen White Castles®.
Tasty, fatty, nasty,
He weighed in and gained so vastly.
They undress, they undress,
Oui madame at our request.
Their careers are showing everyone their rears.
They express, as they peel, your at ease,
While they're doing their strip tease,
When the membership start growing,
As they show you their belowing.
Drawers hit floors, fun is fun,
All wiped out, you're out of ones.
It's because you love to peep, you re-invest.
Delightful as you heat up, now you got your wheat up.
Under-dressed, Under-dressed, Under-dressed!
They're under-dressed.